David
@hephaestion44.bsky.social
32. Chicago. Winter-loving homosexual
been doing bicep curls when I lose a Marvel Rivals match
February 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
been doing bicep curls when I lose a Marvel Rivals match
Going to the gym when it’s -10 is for a certain subset of gays that I am certain I do not fall in
January 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Going to the gym when it’s -10 is for a certain subset of gays that I am certain I do not fall in
Got sent an unprecedented 5 pairs of chopsticks with my sushi order last night and it felt pointed and unneccesarily loud
January 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Got sent an unprecedented 5 pairs of chopsticks with my sushi order last night and it felt pointed and unneccesarily loud
i'd pay so much money
January 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i'd pay so much money
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Always so funny to see everyone’s family Christmas posts. Like oh, I saw your son’s butthole the other day on the internet
December 25, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Always so funny to see everyone’s family Christmas posts. Like oh, I saw your son’s butthole the other day on the internet
Repping the Naughty List
December 25, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Repping the Naughty List
Cuffing season 2024/25 is about finding someone who wants to come over, smoke a bowl, and let me play with their wiener
December 3, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Cuffing season 2024/25 is about finding someone who wants to come over, smoke a bowl, and let me play with their wiener
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It’s bisexual Bob Belcher’s day!
November 28, 2024 at 2:45 PM
It’s bisexual Bob Belcher’s day!
Who’s your favorite Pokémon of each type? 🍃🔥💧
This was so difficult. So many water babies left behind
This was so difficult. So many water babies left behind
November 28, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Who’s your favorite Pokémon of each type? 🍃🔥💧
This was so difficult. So many water babies left behind
This was so difficult. So many water babies left behind
Introduce yourself with four tv shows -
November 24, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Introduce yourself with four tv shows -
Brought a dude home from this wedding and instead of hooking up I forced him to watch Alien Romulus 😌
November 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Brought a dude home from this wedding and instead of hooking up I forced him to watch Alien Romulus 😌