Heofthevoid 🔞
@heofthevoid.bsky.social
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I talk about nerd shit, sex work and other kinds of degeneracy.
I do not give a single fucking shit if that offends you, piss off.
Top 1% of MTG Arena addicts.
WARNING: This account is not for children, or adults who don't act like children.
I talk about nerd shit, sex work and other kinds of degeneracy.
I do not give a single fucking shit if that offends you, piss off.
Top 1% of MTG Arena addicts.
The robot mode is ok to me, but everything else just sucks in my opinion, not to mention that EVERYTHING on this figure will pop off with no pressure.
I'd also still rather be tortured than ever transform it again.
I'd also still rather be tortured than ever transform it again.
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The robot mode is ok to me, but everything else just sucks in my opinion, not to mention that EVERYTHING on this figure will pop off with no pressure.
I'd also still rather be tortured than ever transform it again.
I'd also still rather be tortured than ever transform it again.
Welcome home!
Butt for the algorithm.
Butt for the algorithm.
January 21, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Welcome home!
Butt for the algorithm.
Butt for the algorithm.
Since then, you have done absolutely nothing besides destroy this great state with budget shortfalls, youth crime waves, and complete incompetence from everyone you have ever appointed.
I am a life long democrat, I will vote republican if it means you're gone. Shame on you for what you've done to us
I am a life long democrat, I will vote republican if it means you're gone. Shame on you for what you've done to us
January 19, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Since then, you have done absolutely nothing besides destroy this great state with budget shortfalls, youth crime waves, and complete incompetence from everyone you have ever appointed.
I am a life long democrat, I will vote republican if it means you're gone. Shame on you for what you've done to us
I am a life long democrat, I will vote republican if it means you're gone. Shame on you for what you've done to us
Has someone checked on the stairs? I'm worried for their mental health after being that close to Piers Morgan.
January 19, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Has someone checked on the stairs? I'm worried for their mental health after being that close to Piers Morgan.
Is there a gofundme to pay his bail?
January 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Is there a gofundme to pay his bail?
Get in the plane loser, we're going fossil hunting.
January 18, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Get in the plane loser, we're going fossil hunting.
Buddy, I'm just egging you on into melting down even further as you bootlick for a corpo that actively hates you.
So yeah, keep deep throating, Hasbruh won't give you head pets no matter how much you defend them.
So yeah, keep deep throating, Hasbruh won't give you head pets no matter how much you defend them.
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Buddy, I'm just egging you on into melting down even further as you bootlick for a corpo that actively hates you.
So yeah, keep deep throating, Hasbruh won't give you head pets no matter how much you defend them.
So yeah, keep deep throating, Hasbruh won't give you head pets no matter how much you defend them.
Isn't your throat sore from all the deep throating?
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Isn't your throat sore from all the deep throating?
Again, nothing but gurgling noises.
January 18, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Again, nothing but gurgling noises.
Welcome to your new crippling addiction, I hope you like eating ramen for breakfast lunch and dinner. :P
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Welcome to your new crippling addiction, I hope you like eating ramen for breakfast lunch and dinner. :P
No, like seriously, I just hear the sound of you swallowing.
January 18, 2026 at 4:14 AM
No, like seriously, I just hear the sound of you swallowing.
No seriously, all I can hear is gurgling noises.
January 18, 2026 at 4:08 AM
No seriously, all I can hear is gurgling noises.
Again, can't hear you over the boot.
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Again, can't hear you over the boot.
Sorry, can't hear you over the boot down your throat.
They only did this in response to the widespread outrage, stop trying to fool anyone.
They only did this in response to the widespread outrage, stop trying to fool anyone.
January 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Sorry, can't hear you over the boot down your throat.
They only did this in response to the widespread outrage, stop trying to fool anyone.
They only did this in response to the widespread outrage, stop trying to fool anyone.
Do you season Hasbruh's boot before deep throating it?
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Do you season Hasbruh's boot before deep throating it?
So let me get this right: You were complete fuck ups, put the wrong cards in kits and now you want LGS's to knecap themselves by opening prerelease kits and ruining their value?
Are you that full of spite and malice that THIS is the only way you can think of to "fix" YOUR fuck up?
Are you that full of spite and malice that THIS is the only way you can think of to "fix" YOUR fuck up?
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 AM
So let me get this right: You were complete fuck ups, put the wrong cards in kits and now you want LGS's to knecap themselves by opening prerelease kits and ruining their value?
Are you that full of spite and malice that THIS is the only way you can think of to "fix" YOUR fuck up?
Are you that full of spite and malice that THIS is the only way you can think of to "fix" YOUR fuck up?
Does this thing know who it's dealing with?
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Does this thing know who it's dealing with?
You can attach apps to twitch, I use google authenticator for mine.
January 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
You can attach apps to twitch, I use google authenticator for mine.
Even the doggo's know that this man is a treasure.
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Even the doggo's know that this man is a treasure.
I'm rooting for the Federal Reserve, this timeline is horrible.
January 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I'm rooting for the Federal Reserve, this timeline is horrible.