Chloe
@hentaiisperverted.bsky.social
She/They
Owner of 4 library cards so far
Owner of 4 library cards so far
Since it's 2016 again and the clown stuff started in August and Clown in a Cornfield 4 comes out in August I may have to go ham on some clown shit.
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Since it's 2016 again and the clown stuff started in August and Clown in a Cornfield 4 comes out in August I may have to go ham on some clown shit.
I'm thinking about how my Nana got Grace Kelly and Jayne Mansfield confused bc she was specifically thinking about their deaths. We only figured out she was talking about Mansfield bc she said the truck bar is named after her.
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I'm thinking about how my Nana got Grace Kelly and Jayne Mansfield confused bc she was specifically thinking about their deaths. We only figured out she was talking about Mansfield bc she said the truck bar is named after her.
Don't mind me, I'm having a mild allergy reaction to corn syrup while wearing my Clown in a Cornfield shirt. Isn't it ironic in an Alanis Morissette kinda way.
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Don't mind me, I'm having a mild allergy reaction to corn syrup while wearing my Clown in a Cornfield shirt. Isn't it ironic in an Alanis Morissette kinda way.
French onion soup would slap so hard right now.
January 2, 2026 at 5:35 AM
French onion soup would slap so hard right now.
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Happy New Year to all our members, partners, and supporters! Your commitment, creativity, and care continue to make libraries places of connection, learning, belonging, and joy.
Wishing you joy and many moments to celebrate in the year ahead.
Wishing you joy and many moments to celebrate in the year ahead.
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Happy New Year to all our members, partners, and supporters! Your commitment, creativity, and care continue to make libraries places of connection, learning, belonging, and joy.
Wishing you joy and many moments to celebrate in the year ahead.
Wishing you joy and many moments to celebrate in the year ahead.
I was totally going to dead name the movie theater in town but we're getting Iron Lung so I shan't. It's still a stupid fucking name now tho.
December 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I was totally going to dead name the movie theater in town but we're getting Iron Lung so I shan't. It's still a stupid fucking name now tho.
I was at my Nana's and I was wearing pjs because that's what one does on Christmas and Nana said she really likes my pj bottoms, and I was like "oh thanks but you bought them for me a while ago," to which she said "oh". I like to think that she thought "man I must be really good at picking things."
December 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I was at my Nana's and I was wearing pjs because that's what one does on Christmas and Nana said she really likes my pj bottoms, and I was like "oh thanks but you bought them for me a while ago," to which she said "oh". I like to think that she thought "man I must be really good at picking things."
I was talking about how I haven't been sick despite being around sick loved ones chalking it up to rising my nose due to allergies, but then I remembered I also do it bc I got fucking impetigo in my nose after it dried (due to allergies), so technically I was sick recently.
December 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I was talking about how I haven't been sick despite being around sick loved ones chalking it up to rising my nose due to allergies, but then I remembered I also do it bc I got fucking impetigo in my nose after it dried (due to allergies), so technically I was sick recently.
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A bit of good news - Jake Paul got knocked the fuck out
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A bit of good news - Jake Paul got knocked the fuck out
I'm listening to an audiobook about Jonestown, and it really is crazy how Jim Jones used his white privilege for good so he could do all that evil.
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm listening to an audiobook about Jonestown, and it really is crazy how Jim Jones used his white privilege for good so he could do all that evil.
Tried spiced wine, I should have added less clove and more cinnamon, but I like it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Tried spiced wine, I should have added less clove and more cinnamon, but I like it.
I've acquired a 4th library card
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I've acquired a 4th library card
This Florida plates car is being a smidge weird in the parking lot.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This Florida plates car is being a smidge weird in the parking lot.
Tbh I feel like the world robbed my brother of a perfectly good seasonal side gig of wrapping presents at the mall.
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Tbh I feel like the world robbed my brother of a perfectly good seasonal side gig of wrapping presents at the mall.
I'm one of Santa's most chaotic elves, so naturally I picked kids who didn't ask for a lot but did ask for chaotic things. Anyways, what's the dopest Minecraft nerf gun?
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm one of Santa's most chaotic elves, so naturally I picked kids who didn't ask for a lot but did ask for chaotic things. Anyways, what's the dopest Minecraft nerf gun?
Hell yeah I keep getting skip the line lones on Libby
kermit the frog is dancing on a checkered floor .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing on a checkered floor .
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November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hell yeah I keep getting skip the line lones on Libby
So when I was a sr in highschool there was a short government shutdown, so naturally we had several questions for the government teacher. I wonder if her current students are asking her similar questions.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So when I was a sr in highschool there was a short government shutdown, so naturally we had several questions for the government teacher. I wonder if her current students are asking her similar questions.
I thik a couple universes to the left I'm a Phlebotomist
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I thik a couple universes to the left I'm a Phlebotomist
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little invested in this Hallmark movie that's playing at my Drs office. It's The Christmas House 2: Deck Those Halls and I was able to find it bc Jonathan Bennett is in it.
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little invested in this Hallmark movie that's playing at my Drs office. It's The Christmas House 2: Deck Those Halls and I was able to find it bc Jonathan Bennett is in it.
I think my most conservative opinion is: if you want a well done steak just get chicken instead. Also, that goes for kangaroo steak, too.
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I think my most conservative opinion is: if you want a well done steak just get chicken instead. Also, that goes for kangaroo steak, too.
Have I bitched about the word gubernatorial yet? It's up there amongst my least favorite words.
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Have I bitched about the word gubernatorial yet? It's up there amongst my least favorite words.
So, I thought Dick Cheney died awhile ago, and I remember looking him up early this year because I heard about his cheese pull recipe. I was actually talking about it last week because I'm planning on making it for Thanksgiving, so I could say I brought Dick Cheese.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
So, I thought Dick Cheney died awhile ago, and I remember looking him up early this year because I heard about his cheese pull recipe. I was actually talking about it last week because I'm planning on making it for Thanksgiving, so I could say I brought Dick Cheese.
That's fucking diabolical 😂
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
That's fucking diabolical 😂
I found out that I can vote on Halloween at a funeral home
a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling in front of flowers .
ALT: a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling in front of flowers .
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October 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I found out that I can vote on Halloween at a funeral home
Unfortunately, I am the chick who has to explain Fight Club to people.
October 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Unfortunately, I am the chick who has to explain Fight Club to people.