Hank Scorpio
henryscorpio.bsky.social
Hank Scorpio
@henryscorpio.bsky.social
Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain. Fan of Tampa sports teams and Florida Gators.
You can do that?

cc: @janecastor
June 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Needs to be pro athletes doing an intervention on those crazy parents who treat their 10 yr old like they're the next <insert GOAT athlete from sport they play>
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June 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Well he's a classically trained musician and only does what he does now after he failed to break through as a Hollywood script writer, so I guess it makes sense that he would key in on those aspects. Ugh, you just made me "hand it" to Ben Shapiro. My day is ruined.
March 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It seems impossible to imagine a Ben Shapiro review of Wicked that's not laced with culture war nonsense.
March 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Stop skeeting start disrupting
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
a man with a beard says i need it .
ALT: a man with a beard says i need it .
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March 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A Spurrier disciple through and through.
January 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yes, let's keep pointing out and arguing semantics. That'll learn 'em!
January 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm sure he's gonna have to fight REAL hard with his super majority congress and supreme court 🙄
January 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I went to go buy a transgender operation at the last minute for my son for Christmas, but they were all out. I spent the rest of the day fighting with a mailman to track down the last one until we realized that love and family are more important than material goods.
January 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is at a Cosm, isn't it...
January 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM