@henrymack.bsky.social
Scrabble graveyard
November 12, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Scrabble graveyard
Not creepy at all
November 10, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Not creepy at all
My electrician is refusing to help me
November 6, 2023 at 6:15 AM
My electrician is refusing to help me
Look at that they've misspelt OUT at gate 2.
October 31, 2023 at 11:59 AM
Look at that they've misspelt OUT at gate 2.
Al Pacino set to remake his films with a Greek mythology twist. First up is Centaur for woman
October 24, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Al Pacino set to remake his films with a Greek mythology twist. First up is Centaur for woman
After an emotional day in his carpentry workshop Jesus swept.
October 22, 2023 at 8:21 PM
After an emotional day in his carpentry workshop Jesus swept.
About to watch Xanadu. I have zero expectations.
October 20, 2023 at 6:32 PM
About to watch Xanadu. I have zero expectations.
I was walking in a stately manor earlier.
Now I'm using my normal walk.
Now I'm using my normal walk.
October 20, 2023 at 5:08 PM
I was walking in a stately manor earlier.
Now I'm using my normal walk.
Now I'm using my normal walk.
I cant see the point of an invisible pen
October 19, 2023 at 8:48 AM
I cant see the point of an invisible pen
The victim was struck several times with ice cubes then an abacus, Police are looking for a cold calculated killer.
October 18, 2023 at 12:22 PM
The victim was struck several times with ice cubes then an abacus, Police are looking for a cold calculated killer.
Do they think his nickname is big Mac or something?
October 18, 2023 at 11:43 AM
Do they think his nickname is big Mac or something?
Yeah so I've been looking up jokes I did on twitter, you can expect more. You've been warned.
October 17, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Yeah so I've been looking up jokes I did on twitter, you can expect more. You've been warned.
If you update the Status Quo wiki page you are maintaining the status quo.
If you don't update it you are also maintaining the status quo.
If you don't update it you are also maintaining the status quo.
October 17, 2023 at 9:20 PM
If you update the Status Quo wiki page you are maintaining the status quo.
If you don't update it you are also maintaining the status quo.
If you don't update it you are also maintaining the status quo.
* Tracy Island
Alan: Hey how about we take this to 2nd base?
Tin Tin: yes do it.
*flys her to Thunderbird 5
Tin Tin: this isn't what I had in mind
Alan: Hey how about we take this to 2nd base?
Tin Tin: yes do it.
*flys her to Thunderbird 5
Tin Tin: this isn't what I had in mind
October 17, 2023 at 9:19 PM
* Tracy Island
Alan: Hey how about we take this to 2nd base?
Tin Tin: yes do it.
*flys her to Thunderbird 5
Tin Tin: this isn't what I had in mind
Alan: Hey how about we take this to 2nd base?
Tin Tin: yes do it.
*flys her to Thunderbird 5
Tin Tin: this isn't what I had in mind
King Arthur's knights each had a speciality. Except Sir Cumfrence, he was an all rounder.
October 17, 2023 at 9:18 PM
King Arthur's knights each had a speciality. Except Sir Cumfrence, he was an all rounder.
Lady Penelope : Parker I'm not feeling great, does it look like I have anything?
Parker : Yes, malady
Parker : Yes, malady
October 17, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Lady Penelope : Parker I'm not feeling great, does it look like I have anything?
Parker : Yes, malady
Parker : Yes, malady
I think my carpenters got leprosy,
Judging by his saws.
Judging by his saws.
October 17, 2023 at 9:15 PM
I think my carpenters got leprosy,
Judging by his saws.
Judging by his saws.
I have a translucent friend.
He's always late.
Gets held up wherever he goes.
He's always late.
Gets held up wherever he goes.
October 17, 2023 at 9:13 PM
I have a translucent friend.
He's always late.
Gets held up wherever he goes.
He's always late.
Gets held up wherever he goes.
Devon radio stations must play Cream then the jam.
October 17, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Devon radio stations must play Cream then the jam.
Shouldn't the down escalator be called a de-escalator?
October 17, 2023 at 9:11 PM
Shouldn't the down escalator be called a de-escalator?
Traditionally records had songs on an a side and a b side, except for the Beach boys which were mostly c side songs.
October 17, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Traditionally records had songs on an a side and a b side, except for the Beach boys which were mostly c side songs.