John S. Warrick
@henryjonesjr.bsky.social
@eitmonline.bsky.social I paid 100% of my son's wedding. I didn't expect anything. Nor did I have any input. It wasn't my day. Also, I'm not a moron.
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social I paid 100% of my son's wedding. I didn't expect anything. Nor did I have any input. It wasn't my day. Also, I'm not a moron.
@bradmeltzer.com @eitmonline.bsky.social Once again, I can't listen to Brad on-air with Elliot and not go out and buy a book. I haven't read the second book yet (I have it, just haven't read it), now I have an excuse to read all three. I know, I don't have to, but I will.
January 9, 2026 at 1:23 PM
@bradmeltzer.com @eitmonline.bsky.social Once again, I can't listen to Brad on-air with Elliot and not go out and buy a book. I haven't read the second book yet (I have it, just haven't read it), now I have an excuse to read all three. I know, I don't have to, but I will.
@nflbluesky.bsky.social I'm guessing the NFL just wants Philadelphia to win, call pass interference penalties on Washington when there aren't any, but just ignore all off the Philadelphia blatant holds. Effing pathetic.
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
@nflbluesky.bsky.social I'm guessing the NFL just wants Philadelphia to win, call pass interference penalties on Washington when there aren't any, but just ignore all off the Philadelphia blatant holds. Effing pathetic.
@foxsports.com.web.brid.gy I'm wondering if the announcers doing the Washington/Philadelphia game have had their lips surgically attached to the Eagles asses?
December 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@foxsports.com.web.brid.gy I'm wondering if the announcers doing the Washington/Philadelphia game have had their lips surgically attached to the Eagles asses?
@eitm-institute.bsky.social OK, I don't know what Kohl's you guys go to, but mine is really nice, clean, and organized. Not like TJ Maxx, that place is an Ess Hole!
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
@eitm-institute.bsky.social OK, I don't know what Kohl's you guys go to, but mine is really nice, clean, and organized. Not like TJ Maxx, that place is an Ess Hole!
@eitmonline.bsky.social Kohl's does have a little of everything, but they're clothes-oriented. 80% of their floor space is clothes, I'd bet.
December 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Kohl's does have a little of everything, but they're clothes-oriented. 80% of their floor space is clothes, I'd bet.
@eitm-institute.bsky.social The Ides of March
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
@eitm-institute.bsky.social The Ides of March
@eitmonline.bsky.social The problem, Elliot, is this: He succeeded at this. What will he attempt the next time? Or the time after that? What happens when he hurts or kills himself?
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social The problem, Elliot, is this: He succeeded at this. What will he attempt the next time? Or the time after that? What happens when he hurts or kills himself?
@eitmonline.bsky.social Wait... I thought Krysten went to Full Sail University...?
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Wait... I thought Krysten went to Full Sail University...?
@eitm-institute.bsky.social I love at the 1:43 mark when he blows by the "Mad Max" Ford Falcon!
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
@eitm-institute.bsky.social I love at the 1:43 mark when he blows by the "Mad Max" Ford Falcon!
@eitmonline.bsky.social My son is huge into Lorcana; he has travelled the country doing tournaments. He's all into it. I don't know squat about it.
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social My son is huge into Lorcana; he has travelled the country doing tournaments. He's all into it. I don't know squat about it.
@eitmonline.bsky.social As far as songs go, I'm gonna be honest... I miss Tyler and Kyle's singing of "Christmas Shoes."
Yeah, that's not so much a bad song, just an event I've come to miss over the years...
Yeah, that's not so much a bad song, just an event I've come to miss over the years...
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social As far as songs go, I'm gonna be honest... I miss Tyler and Kyle's singing of "Christmas Shoes."
Yeah, that's not so much a bad song, just an event I've come to miss over the years...
Yeah, that's not so much a bad song, just an event I've come to miss over the years...
@eitmonline.bsky.social Tyler, you're going about it all wrong. My father wouldn't allow my brother and me use the word, "fart." Now, I say it constantly. Try to keep your kids from doing something banal like that, and they'll only want to do it more!
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Tyler, you're going about it all wrong. My father wouldn't allow my brother and me use the word, "fart." Now, I say it constantly. Try to keep your kids from doing something banal like that, and they'll only want to do it more!
@eitmp3.bsky.social Elliot, you did a story about this many years ago. It stated that something like, "up to 40% of children are not raised by their biological fathers."
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
@eitmp3.bsky.social Elliot, you did a story about this many years ago. It stated that something like, "up to 40% of children are not raised by their biological fathers."
@snf-onnbc.bsky.social Is Chris Collinsworth so EFFING STUPID that he has no idea how to say Mariota? It's not "mariohTah." I mean, I know he's a worthless human being that you keep employed for reasons no one knows, but this is just beyond stupidity.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
@snf-onnbc.bsky.social Is Chris Collinsworth so EFFING STUPID that he has no idea how to say Mariota? It's not "mariohTah." I mean, I know he's a worthless human being that you keep employed for reasons no one knows, but this is just beyond stupidity.
@eitmonline.bsky.social Isn't the first thing Kayleigh used to do is, A) take her shoes off, and B) put her feet on the dashboard?
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Isn't the first thing Kayleigh used to do is, A) take her shoes off, and B) put her feet on the dashboard?
@eitmonline.bsky.social So, Elliot is just going to ask any heavyset woman if she's pregnant and needs help?
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social So, Elliot is just going to ask any heavyset woman if she's pregnant and needs help?
@eitmonline.bsky.social Diane, to avoid getting nauseated while reading in the car, don't start reading right away. Look out the window and let your brain/ear get used to the movement for 10 minutes or so. Then you should be able to read without getting an upset stomach.
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Diane, to avoid getting nauseated while reading in the car, don't start reading right away. Look out the window and let your brain/ear get used to the movement for 10 minutes or so. Then you should be able to read without getting an upset stomach.
@eitmp3.bsky.social Wow!! Elliot solves everything! *He* has never gotten sick from sushi, therefore NO ONE has ever gotten sick from sushi. Brilliant.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@eitmp3.bsky.social Wow!! Elliot solves everything! *He* has never gotten sick from sushi, therefore NO ONE has ever gotten sick from sushi. Brilliant.
@eitmonline.bsky.social Hand size is also a good indicator of junk size. So Elliot's tiny hands...
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Hand size is also a good indicator of junk size. So Elliot's tiny hands...
@eitmonline.bsky.social Elliot, you are so dumb. The phone has a GPS. It knows how fast you're moving. ALSO, it knows where you are. So it knows the speed limit of the road you're on. Yes, the phone knows when you're "driving" and texting. No, the phone doesn't magically know that a light is red.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Elliot, you are so dumb. The phone has a GPS. It knows how fast you're moving. ALSO, it knows where you are. So it knows the speed limit of the road you're on. Yes, the phone knows when you're "driving" and texting. No, the phone doesn't magically know that a light is red.
@eitmonline.bsky.social Remember Tyler and Diane, it's Elliot's opinion, therefore... it's FACT!
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Remember Tyler and Diane, it's Elliot's opinion, therefore... it's FACT!
@eitmonline.bsky.social Burt will be in at 9:15 tomorrow... so, the show will be on until noon? AWESOME!
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Burt will be in at 9:15 tomorrow... so, the show will be on until noon? AWESOME!
@eitm88.bsky.social Hey, Richmond is #88!
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
@eitm88.bsky.social Hey, Richmond is #88!