Henry "The Human" Hua
@henryhua.bsky.social
At this point, if I ever saw a demon, zombie, Decepticon, liquid-metal robot, alien space craft, kraken, ghosts, etc., my immediate assumption would be that someone is filming a movie, and I'll just go about my day.
January 1, 2026 at 9:17 AM
At this point, if I ever saw a demon, zombie, Decepticon, liquid-metal robot, alien space craft, kraken, ghosts, etc., my immediate assumption would be that someone is filming a movie, and I'll just go about my day.
In Wicked 2, Ethan Slater plays someone who leaves his significant other to pursue Ariana Grande, the one he REALLY loves. So, uh, not much acting required, huh, Ethan?
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
In Wicked 2, Ethan Slater plays someone who leaves his significant other to pursue Ariana Grande, the one he REALLY loves. So, uh, not much acting required, huh, Ethan?
Most people probably see themselves as Elphaba when they watched Wicked, but the character I most relate with is, obviously, Glinda. Glinda is the most Henry-like character I've ever seen in that she's fully aware of her own awesomeness and loudly and confidently tells everyone about her awesomeness
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Most people probably see themselves as Elphaba when they watched Wicked, but the character I most relate with is, obviously, Glinda. Glinda is the most Henry-like character I've ever seen in that she's fully aware of her own awesomeness and loudly and confidently tells everyone about her awesomeness
This cloud looks exactly like Mothra.
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This cloud looks exactly like Mothra.
I see no downsides to bonding with the Venom symbiote. I get to shape-change into whatever clothes I want, it heals all my injuries, gives me super strength, wall-climbing powers, I can form weapons like the T-1000, AND it makes me more confident and aggressive? SIGN ME UP! WE ARE VENOM!
October 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I see no downsides to bonding with the Venom symbiote. I get to shape-change into whatever clothes I want, it heals all my injuries, gives me super strength, wall-climbing powers, I can form weapons like the T-1000, AND it makes me more confident and aggressive? SIGN ME UP! WE ARE VENOM!
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy imitation crab. But it doesn't taste at all like crab. Considering the impressive advances in food technology in recent decades, I think we should reinvent the wheel on imitation crab. Meanwhile, the existing stuff can be renamed, I dunno, "sweet fish cakes" or something.
October 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy imitation crab. But it doesn't taste at all like crab. Considering the impressive advances in food technology in recent decades, I think we should reinvent the wheel on imitation crab. Meanwhile, the existing stuff can be renamed, I dunno, "sweet fish cakes" or something.
I just found out about grilled ice cubes. You stir fry ice cubes with sauces and toppings, then you eat it by putting the marinated ice cube in your mouth and sucking off the sauces. But…why? Why not just stir fry the sauces and pour it over the ice cubes? Why does the ice need to get on the grill?
September 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I just found out about grilled ice cubes. You stir fry ice cubes with sauces and toppings, then you eat it by putting the marinated ice cube in your mouth and sucking off the sauces. But…why? Why not just stir fry the sauces and pour it over the ice cubes? Why does the ice need to get on the grill?
I got this voicemail from a number I don’t recognize. “I guess I” what?! You guess you want to give me a million dollars? You guess you are a vampire? OH NO! THEY GOT YOU! NOOOO!
September 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I got this voicemail from a number I don’t recognize. “I guess I” what?! You guess you want to give me a million dollars? You guess you are a vampire? OH NO! THEY GOT YOU! NOOOO!
All the movies I haven’t seen yet at AMC all look terrible. No moviegoing for me for at least a week. #FirstWorldProblems
September 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
All the movies I haven’t seen yet at AMC all look terrible. No moviegoing for me for at least a week. #FirstWorldProblems
I feel attacked
September 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I feel attacked
Exactly how many times does customs need to inspect my damn action figure? Look, it's a jet that transforms into a robot. The box has many pictures. You can even open the damn box to make sure it's just a jet that transforms into a robot. Then, put the toy back in the box and mail it to me. Damn!
August 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Exactly how many times does customs need to inspect my damn action figure? Look, it's a jet that transforms into a robot. The box has many pictures. You can even open the damn box to make sure it's just a jet that transforms into a robot. Then, put the toy back in the box and mail it to me. Damn!
I was a kid when I saw that episode where Moe berates Homer Simpson for being condescending by using a fancy French word, "garage," and that regular Americans call it a "car hole." I've been referring to it as a "car hole" for decades, and NOBODY has stopped to ask me what that is.
August 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I was a kid when I saw that episode where Moe berates Homer Simpson for being condescending by using a fancy French word, "garage," and that regular Americans call it a "car hole." I've been referring to it as a "car hole" for decades, and NOBODY has stopped to ask me what that is.
AAAAAAAH! I BROKE ONE OF MY ACTION FIGURES TODAY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
August 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
AAAAAAAH! I BROKE ONE OF MY ACTION FIGURES TODAY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Plus, if Lego gives up Star Wars and Harry Potter, then other Lego themes can thrive! THINK about how much kids would enjoy Lego sets based on Batman, Superman, Barbie, Wicked, Dune, Futurama, Arrested Development, and WHO KNOWS what else?
August 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Plus, if Lego gives up Star Wars and Harry Potter, then other Lego themes can thrive! THINK about how much kids would enjoy Lego sets based on Batman, Superman, Barbie, Wicked, Dune, Futurama, Arrested Development, and WHO KNOWS what else?
Can Lego PLEASE give up the Harry Potter and Star Wars franchises? All I see in the Lego aisles are Harry Potter and Star Wars. Dude, it's been 18 years since the last Harry Potter book and 14 years since the last Harry movie. I think all of the worthwhile Harry Potter sets have been made! [thread]
August 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can Lego PLEASE give up the Harry Potter and Star Wars franchises? All I see in the Lego aisles are Harry Potter and Star Wars. Dude, it's been 18 years since the last Harry Potter book and 14 years since the last Harry movie. I think all of the worthwhile Harry Potter sets have been made! [thread]
This cloud looks like a dragon
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This cloud looks like a dragon
My dog's YouTube channel earned ONE DOLLAR in the last 28 days! WOW!
I truly consider myself a content creator and influencer who has a side job teaching classes for ~8 hours a day.
It's not too important to me that the fact that the side job pays more than being a content creator.
I truly consider myself a content creator and influencer who has a side job teaching classes for ~8 hours a day.
It's not too important to me that the fact that the side job pays more than being a content creator.
August 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My dog's YouTube channel earned ONE DOLLAR in the last 28 days! WOW!
I truly consider myself a content creator and influencer who has a side job teaching classes for ~8 hours a day.
It's not too important to me that the fact that the side job pays more than being a content creator.
I truly consider myself a content creator and influencer who has a side job teaching classes for ~8 hours a day.
It's not too important to me that the fact that the side job pays more than being a content creator.
I really, really, really want a LEGO set of the houses from Married With Children and Arrested Development.
August 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I really, really, really want a LEGO set of the houses from Married With Children and Arrested Development.
Apple’s AI found a VERY strange way to transcribe, “I’m congresswoman [name], and I want to talk to you about ICE raids.”
June 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Apple’s AI found a VERY strange way to transcribe, “I’m congresswoman [name], and I want to talk to you about ICE raids.”
Dad pronounces Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder almost identically: “Genoa Reed” and “Genoa Ride.” Discussions about Bram Stoker’s Dracula are very confusing.
May 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Dad pronounces Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder almost identically: “Genoa Reed” and “Genoa Ride.” Discussions about Bram Stoker’s Dracula are very confusing.
I really hope one of the last things Joe Biden did as President was to ask Barack Obama to record the White House voicemail greeting and then not tell anyone how to change it back.
May 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I really hope one of the last things Joe Biden did as President was to ask Barack Obama to record the White House voicemail greeting and then not tell anyone how to change it back.
During graduation, professors wear ornate gowns in the colors of the school where they got their most recent degree. We borrow these gowns from the university.
Graduation person: "Are these in the correct colors?"
Me: "Uh. I forgot my graduate school's colors. I'll...I'll just wear these colors."
Graduation person: "Are these in the correct colors?"
Me: "Uh. I forgot my graduate school's colors. I'll...I'll just wear these colors."
May 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
During graduation, professors wear ornate gowns in the colors of the school where they got their most recent degree. We borrow these gowns from the university.
Graduation person: "Are these in the correct colors?"
Me: "Uh. I forgot my graduate school's colors. I'll...I'll just wear these colors."
Graduation person: "Are these in the correct colors?"
Me: "Uh. I forgot my graduate school's colors. I'll...I'll just wear these colors."
This cloud looks like the YF-19 from Macross Plus.
May 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This cloud looks like the YF-19 from Macross Plus.
The men's bathroom at work has a sink with a smudge of paint or plaster, and I've always thought it looked like a cat.
April 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The men's bathroom at work has a sink with a smudge of paint or plaster, and I've always thought it looked like a cat.
AAAAH! Why does my antihistamine dry out EVERY part of my body EXCEPT my nostrils? 😪
April 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
AAAAH! Why does my antihistamine dry out EVERY part of my body EXCEPT my nostrils? 😪