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Henry the House Panther
@henryhousepanther.bsky.social
Black cat of the desert. Not witchy. Best boy in the world, so I'm told. I stand on Hedgewatch.
That's appalling! 😾 In my neck of the desert, Bobcats can be shot only with cameras.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Good morning, friends! Mom was kind enough to leave the window open for my #Hedgewatch last night, and I joined a coyote chorus at 2AM. Mom was not amused - even less so when I demanded breakfast as normal at 4AM. 😹
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
October 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Here's another fave. 😹😹😹
October 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Happy Sunday, friends! I was bored yesterday, decided to play around with AI. I uploaded a photo of me, described some of my favorite revenge acts and asked it to turn me into a cartoon. This is one of MANY that were created. It was great fun, pals. Maybe a #Hedgewatch cartoon series is in order?😹♥️🐈‍⬛
October 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Happy Caturday, friends. Today is a good day to let the world know what you stand for - and who you stand against.
🚫👑🇺🇲🐾🌈✌️🌎♥️🐈‍⬛
October 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is the face of a cat whose air-conditioner died during the night ... and today expected to reach 98 degrees outside and already 82 degrees inside. Now we wait for the repairman. It's going to be a long day, friends. 😾🥵
#Hedgewatch
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Chewy is the BEST! They randomly send beautiful artist paintings on canvas out to random customers. Here's the one my mom received of me. It was such a nice surprise.
September 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
But have you seen Papa Redford? 🔥
September 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Such a good man in so many ways, and a cat dad. 💔🐈‍⬛
September 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Yes, indeed, she likes that photo! 😹 Here's one we can all enjoy. Redford with a house panther. A cat dad. He really was perfect. 💔
September 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
September 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
September 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I should have used this photo of me to illustrate my words. 😹
September 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Thank you, HQ. It seems like this day pops up more often than once per year, but I'm always happy to be appreciated. 😹
August 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hello, friends. I'm told that today is #BlackCatAppreciationDay. I hope you appreciate this photo of me being FABULOUS.
#Hedgewatch
♥️🐈‍⬛
August 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
August 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Here's another lizard who lives in my desert. They're called horned lizards, but most around here call them horny toads because they're shaped like toads and they're -- horny. Not THAT kind of horny, for those with their minds in the gutter! 😹 These guys are gentle and shy.
August 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello HQ and Brock! There are said to be approximately 70 different species of lizards in the Sonoran Desert, where I live. Here's one you should hope to never meet - the Gila Monster. This lizard is aggressive and the poison in his saliva is deadly. If you see one, please don't play with it! 🙀
August 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
August 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I BEGGED LIKE A DOG (!) to go out on the balcony, but Mom REFUSED to let me out. "It's 113 degrees outside, Henry," she said. "You won't last 30 seconds," she insisted. Still, I begged until she relented, "Just to prove a point." Happy to say I proved her wrong - by 1 full second!😹 #Hedgewatch
August 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Happy #Caturday, friends! Does this look like the face of a cat who somehow found a way to turn the water in the bathtub on at 2AM, jolting his mom out of deep sleep to what sounded like a terrible flood in our home and me running around like a wet fool as I managed to drench myself? 🙀😹
#Hedgewatch
August 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
That guy's a real hairball.
July 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM