Henry Bones
@henrybones.bsky.social
Me, with my plights & gripes as bad as Achilles
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November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I hope you were wearing the hard-hat and the hi-viz tabard
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I hope you were wearing the hard-hat and the hi-viz tabard
Did you have to evacuate by yourself at home, just to feel like part of the team?
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Did you have to evacuate by yourself at home, just to feel like part of the team?
Tote Gusset is my new band name
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Tote Gusset is my new band name
"Heave-ho and up she rises" etc
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
"Heave-ho and up she rises" etc
I'm sure some of the mushroom-trial fans would have considered it.
"Oh, it was the winter of 23
when Erin had her folks to tea,
A tale so grim then did unfold
of murder served with gravy
Her poison plan was passing bold
Beware the mushroom lady"
"Oh, it was the winter of 23
when Erin had her folks to tea,
A tale so grim then did unfold
of murder served with gravy
Her poison plan was passing bold
Beware the mushroom lady"
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I'm sure some of the mushroom-trial fans would have considered it.
"Oh, it was the winter of 23
when Erin had her folks to tea,
A tale so grim then did unfold
of murder served with gravy
Her poison plan was passing bold
Beware the mushroom lady"
"Oh, it was the winter of 23
when Erin had her folks to tea,
A tale so grim then did unfold
of murder served with gravy
Her poison plan was passing bold
Beware the mushroom lady"
Safety first, comrade.
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Safety first, comrade.
Glad to see full personal commitment to the principle of 'if it travels, it's orange'
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Glad to see full personal commitment to the principle of 'if it travels, it's orange'
Iinstructor: "Stand back, everyone. This is highly reactive..."
Muffled voice from inside the fume cupboard: "With death, Dasein stands before itself in its ownmost potentiality-for-Being. This is a possibility in which the issue is nothing less than Dasein's Being-in-the-world."
Muffled voice from inside the fume cupboard: "With death, Dasein stands before itself in its ownmost potentiality-for-Being. This is a possibility in which the issue is nothing less than Dasein's Being-in-the-world."
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Iinstructor: "Stand back, everyone. This is highly reactive..."
Muffled voice from inside the fume cupboard: "With death, Dasein stands before itself in its ownmost potentiality-for-Being. This is a possibility in which the issue is nothing less than Dasein's Being-in-the-world."
Muffled voice from inside the fume cupboard: "With death, Dasein stands before itself in its ownmost potentiality-for-Being. This is a possibility in which the issue is nothing less than Dasein's Being-in-the-world."
Remember, gloves and goggles before you open your Heidegger
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Remember, gloves and goggles before you open your Heidegger
Unpleasantly enough, "arsehole" and "lasanga" are closely related for ol' JG
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Unpleasantly enough, "arsehole" and "lasanga" are closely related for ol' JG
Aux armes, Glutenardes!
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Aux armes, Glutenardes!
I hear Fozzy Bear after rehab. Serious now, well-centred and thriving in his new life after showbiz. Good for him.
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I hear Fozzy Bear after rehab. Serious now, well-centred and thriving in his new life after showbiz. Good for him.
Caution: Rapture in Progress
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Caution: Rapture in Progress
"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice"
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice"
Penny for the Guy (de Maupassant) ?
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Penny for the Guy (de Maupassant) ?
If age is in relation to population, you get to be mayor of Guangzhou (twice as big as NYC). If it's an inverse relation you can choose Durban, Bamako or Jaipur. Or any two from Paris, Vienna, Havana and Minsk.
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
If age is in relation to population, you get to be mayor of Guangzhou (twice as big as NYC). If it's an inverse relation you can choose Durban, Bamako or Jaipur. Or any two from Paris, Vienna, Havana and Minsk.
A plague of warts be upon him. Itchy ones, at that.
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
A plague of warts be upon him. Itchy ones, at that.
Is it 'stercus ede, aurantiacus infans' ?
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Is it 'stercus ede, aurantiacus infans' ?
He's been knighted by the king, as part of what I assume is a "one out, one in" policy
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
He's been knighted by the king, as part of what I assume is a "one out, one in" policy
The position of Duke of York is still available. Applications close soon.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The position of Duke of York is still available. Applications close soon.
My boomer complaint is that the ticket people should just email the tickets to me, and not force me to download their stupid little app.
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My boomer complaint is that the ticket people should just email the tickets to me, and not force me to download their stupid little app.
This is one of those days when the old "de mortuis nil nisi bonum" can get fucked. This guy was among the worst people, and I look forward to his grave becoming one of the world's largest public urinals. There are a few others on the waiting list
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is one of those days when the old "de mortuis nil nisi bonum" can get fucked. This guy was among the worst people, and I look forward to his grave becoming one of the world's largest public urinals. There are a few others on the waiting list