Well, Mum was a lot more cheerful today. Kept singing “It’s Raining Men” - dunno why. Grown ups are so unpredictable #TheArchers

Mum’s been talking about a Dane - sounds like we’re getting a dog! Sick!

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Nearly half-term! Lots of cricket practice for me and K-Dog. I’ve told Gideon he can have a go at batting if he keeps getting the ball back for us. #TheArchers

My mum and that Welsh witch are like the girls at school with their phones. I bet they’re Swifties #TgeArchers

The Welsh Witch and my Mum together is SO cringe!!!

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This Kieran bloke does not look a Marvel toys person like my mate Lee, tho 🥴 #TheArchers

Gotta look after my Mum - she’s a blooming nightmare #TheArchers

Fish fingers for tea. I wanted tuna bake but Mum got well moody about it.I’ve found this thing on my phone but I can’t tell anyone about it just yet (especially not that moron Tom!) #TheArchers

Just off to feed the goats.

Not sure about their names - what shall I call them?

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This week I have started playing cricket - cor! That ball’s hard 😡 #TheArchers

Bloody Welsh witch nosing about my phone. I was just watching old Peppa Pigs - it still makes me larf. Don’t tell Kahlil #TheArchers

This is the weirdest thing - I’ve been looking on my phone and it seems there a radio thing called #TheArchers about my family - this is sick