Henrik Jensen
@henrik-jensen.bsky.social
Internet person. Afraid of most people.
My trouble started with two thumbs. It got worse when I was given eight more.
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My trouble started with two thumbs. It got worse when I was given eight more.
“You look more feminine now. What’s your current weight?”
Family doesn’t do subtle.
Family doesn’t do subtle.
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
“You look more feminine now. What’s your current weight?”
Family doesn’t do subtle.
Family doesn’t do subtle.
Explained the Fediverse to my parents.
Ended up deep in a retrospective on Britney Spears and that Federline guy.
Ended up deep in a retrospective on Britney Spears and that Federline guy.
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Explained the Fediverse to my parents.
Ended up deep in a retrospective on Britney Spears and that Federline guy.
Ended up deep in a retrospective on Britney Spears and that Federline guy.
I go in burnt out. She says, “the cure is simple: quit, disengage, find peace".
I chose option three - keep talking at work where everyone hates me. It’s cheaper.
I chose option three - keep talking at work where everyone hates me. It’s cheaper.
December 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I go in burnt out. She says, “the cure is simple: quit, disengage, find peace".
I chose option three - keep talking at work where everyone hates me. It’s cheaper.
I chose option three - keep talking at work where everyone hates me. It’s cheaper.
This is the season for sweaters, patience, and downclocking WordPerfect to a comfortable 1 MHz.
December 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is the season for sweaters, patience, and downclocking WordPerfect to a comfortable 1 MHz.
This time of winter, we retest the theory that vegetables last longer if you hide them inside a pig.
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
This time of winter, we retest the theory that vegetables last longer if you hide them inside a pig.
I feel shame when my speech impediment causes me to break the flow of a group conversation by needing extra time to speak.
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I feel shame when my speech impediment causes me to break the flow of a group conversation by needing extra time to speak.
Time sheets sent. Now to begin this "vacation" task that's been deprioritized for too long.
December 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Time sheets sent. Now to begin this "vacation" task that's been deprioritized for too long.
My humor was denied a passport. My banter was detained at the border.
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My humor was denied a passport. My banter was detained at the border.
My sit-stand desk isn’t for posture. It’s for optimizing the elbow angle of my chin rest.
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
My sit-stand desk isn’t for posture. It’s for optimizing the elbow angle of my chin rest.
Will unapproved proactivity become "shadow proactivity". Just in time for sysadmin vendors to sell tools to rein it in.
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Will unapproved proactivity become "shadow proactivity". Just in time for sysadmin vendors to sell tools to rein it in.
Will manual coding and reasoning be the new Cobol for aging developers.
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Will manual coding and reasoning be the new Cobol for aging developers.
FIFA’s new peace trophy feels like it crawled straight out of Dante's fifth circle of hell.
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
FIFA’s new peace trophy feels like it crawled straight out of Dante's fifth circle of hell.
I knew someone whose only "mistake" was being early to a system that preferred being late - a rare kind of momentum. Got left waiting in reception a lot.
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I knew someone whose only "mistake" was being early to a system that preferred being late - a rare kind of momentum. Got left waiting in reception a lot.
Happy to see the File Explorer flash bang bug surprising people. Dare I hope this will fix using Visual Studio 2026 over RDP #itsAlwaysWin32
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Happy to see the File Explorer flash bang bug surprising people. Dare I hope this will fix using Visual Studio 2026 over RDP #itsAlwaysWin32
Watching US news is like watching a car crash that won't end.
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Watching US news is like watching a car crash that won't end.
Reposted by Henrik Jensen
This is not a good person
Trump calls Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) "garbage," says that Somalians don't belong in the U.S. because they "do nothing but complain... do nothing but bitch"
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is not a good person
Reposted by Henrik Jensen
Hegseth is the worst
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hegseth is the worst
Funny thing about a speech impediment is you say what you _can_ say. That's not always what you wanted to say. Sometimes that ends up being some weird shit.
December 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Funny thing about a speech impediment is you say what you _can_ say. That's not always what you wanted to say. Sometimes that ends up being some weird shit.
The trick that makes one good at getting through a long list of things to do, is being able to leave each of them half done.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The trick that makes one good at getting through a long list of things to do, is being able to leave each of them half done.
I've lost interest in computer games. I can't focus enough to watch tv. Reading books puts me to sleep. Is this that Johnny Mnemonic Neural Attenuation Syndrome?? Asking for a friend...
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I've lost interest in computer games. I can't focus enough to watch tv. Reading books puts me to sleep. Is this that Johnny Mnemonic Neural Attenuation Syndrome?? Asking for a friend...
Love seeing GN cover Linux!
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Love seeing GN cover Linux!
I found a "smart thing" in the electrical panel of my new house. Company and iOS app are long gone.
I guess that just lives there happily turning on the outside lights every evening.
I guess that just lives there happily turning on the outside lights every evening.
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I found a "smart thing" in the electrical panel of my new house. Company and iOS app are long gone.
I guess that just lives there happily turning on the outside lights every evening.
I guess that just lives there happily turning on the outside lights every evening.
I might have failed my "bitter don't belong on SoMe" post. Kinda sad about that. And so the recursion begin as sadness age.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I might have failed my "bitter don't belong on SoMe" post. Kinda sad about that. And so the recursion begin as sadness age.
I miss discovering computing. I'm an old fart that has grown tired of stuff that doesn't work. Unfortunately, working that stuff out is what I miss. Sometimes, I don't even feel that I'm a nerd anymore.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I miss discovering computing. I'm an old fart that has grown tired of stuff that doesn't work. Unfortunately, working that stuff out is what I miss. Sometimes, I don't even feel that I'm a nerd anymore.