Henning Strack
henningstrack.bsky.social
Henning Strack
@henningstrack.bsky.social
Straight to the point
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Not having listened to it yet, I assume there were at least 5 podcast records, a stone clearing excursion and an at least hourly counting, recounting and re-recounting of his testicles.
February 1, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Out of curiosity, at what number of bicycles owned does a comedian become odd in your system?
February 1, 2026 at 11:24 AM
You only knew one word but you used it correctly, so that's half way to a German GCSE already!
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I find the condensed milk clashes with the Nutella and the pickled onions.
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 PM
As a German who has taught in the UK, there is no way you would have picked up the language in only 80 years. You'd be speaking English slower and louder with a comical German accent.
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 PM
It would be weird and disconcerting if you did forget her.
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 AM
He didn't say that the old people don't know about it. The deal might be that they receive the money and pass it on to him.
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Win-win situation, I bet they'd be fine with that. Don't talk yourself out of a good deed.
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Someone's I think you have too much free time...
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
At your age, I assume you are referring to prostate exams?
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Is that James Buckley?
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
This seems way more exertion than just standing up as the name of the charity asks of you. I don't think this is in the spirit. Get in a comfy chair, stand up, say 'F*ck you, cancer!", sit down again. You need to try harder to not try so hard!
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I would 100% give you a bad review in the hope of that happening!
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I assume you already knew you were fat, so it was just a compliment plus a redundant bit of information.
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
SPLITTER!
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The things men will do instead of getting therapy...
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
OK, coming over from Germany, I guess it will be Nottingham.
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Prudes... Can't even handle a competitive shit-off...
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Does that mean he thinks it's OK to murder a person if they are disliked by many? I know it's very unlike him but I don't think he has thought that through.
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Christmas for me and doubtless millions more is now little more than a countdown to the O'Doherty cheese board.
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I'd love to know who the cover art is by. Beautiful picture.
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Yeah, that was my experience as well. A few years ago I gave up on it. I realised that I would probably not enjoy a relationship anyway after such a long time alone. Giving up on that fantasy really helped, much happier now on my own.
October 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just repeat after me: "The Qatar World Cup was the last straw. I've totally lost interest in football." Nobody will question it, because most fans have thought about that.
October 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
When the blood is not needed in the brain, it goes elsewhere. It's just natural.
October 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM