the more conk they clave, the more catholicismer it is

If I could leave just one mark on the world as lasting as JG Wentworth 877-cash-now, I would be happy

Fun perk of being a ballroom dancer is thigh strength. I must be able to crush a watermelon with these bad boys for Art

Watched Elemental and can really relate to both main characters. Like Ember, I live in gratitude for the sacrifices of an immigrant parent. Like Wade, I cry at the slightest provocation.

Heaven is lying delirious in bed while the boyfriend sings 50% intelligible jingle bell rock over the phone