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Paul Hennell
@hennell.bsky.social
Words, jokes, stuff. Now just 4 awards away from an EGOT.
Just seen Tim Davie's resignation letter on X and finally understood why he had to go:
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
They've mashed-up the traitors and all I can see is Kemi Badenoch
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A) I should do another watch 🤔
B) £5 for that is an absolute steal.
C) how do I have the same set but the box is a different size?
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Not easy to photograph, but a really impactful story here.
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you're wondering how America is going right now, the Department of Homeland Security called an order an "extreme act of judicial activism".

That order requires ICE to wear (and turn on!) body cams.
October 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Didn't even realise he was on the show.
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Doodle from last night when I was trying to write for the radio!

Trump on his World Peace tour:
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Me and my mouse with the same Monday morning energy:
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Back on the Breaking the News cycle again - if you fancy some topical jokes with a Scottish slant it's on BBC Sounds, all podcast apps, or there's a televised version on iPlayer. Made the credits of both audio & TV edits this week!
#breakingTheNews #btn
October 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Monkey found a play in the book shop that seemed appropriate!
October 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Monkey takes road safety seriously. But there's no symbol for monkeys to cross! Should he go on the orange light?
#orangetober
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Monkey looking smart! Despite hanging out with a photographer who's taking all these photos, monkey wanted a passport photo because the seat was orange!
#orangetober
October 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Monkey too small for the barber's chair. But monkey got his hair washed in the orange basin!
#orangetober
October 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Monkey spies a barbers? Does monkey need a trim? #orangetober
October 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Monkey enjoying the view #orangetober
October 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Monkey at the park! #orangetober
October 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Monkey spies (but stubbornly refuses to sit on!) an orange bin lid #orangetober
October 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I've been terrible at spotting orange things for @jennyrowbory.bsky.social 's #orangetober so figured I'd bring a friend out with me today!
October 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This plan is "a historic day for peace" - and if you don't like it, we will annihilate you.
September 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
You're still in the old days there - the current fashion is to put "tiktok made me buy it" in your ebook title.
How else but tiktok might people have heard of the Hunger Games?
September 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
If you see this, repost with a game from the year you were born.
September 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I wondered how this 40cm skeleton could be described as "life sized", luckily Amazon's ever helpful Ai assistant has the answer:
September 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
RIP John Stapleton.
September 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I don't mind some ads in exchange to read for free, but I think when you can only squeeze half a sentence onto my pretty sizable phone screen it shows where your priorities are.

Someone raid the skip to do a sad trombone for journalism.
September 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Bit late to the memes but realised what Melania's hat was reminding me of 😂
#monkeyDust
September 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM