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henhulks.bsky.social
@henhulks.bsky.social
They’ve spent ten years understanding how platform algorithms work. They’ve gotten quite good at generating accounts that will get traction and impact feed trends.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I don’t think that “we’ve done lots of illegal stuff before” is quite the strong argument that he thinks it is. But it fits with an Iron Major mindset.
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Saturday Night Skeksis??
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Is Chatterton even a real name? It sounds like something made up for social media.
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Gotta be a fake. There is no way anyone from outside the US is getting Arkansas right.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Exploding whale. All time winner.
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
9th Infantry Division (Mopedized)
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
America switched to 9mm after .38 Special faded from fame in the 80s
a man with a red scarf around his neck is playing a guitar .
Alt: a man with a red scarf around his neck is playing a guitar - a live shot of the band 38 Special
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November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Agree. In his image, he’s already charged into a room, throwing the door wide, and he’s unarmed. Only question is whether he gets done in by a trap or a volley of spears.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A long, long time ago on Amtrak’s NE regional, our train broke down outside Newark and young (very hungover) me spent 2 hours staring out the window at a bag of garbage on the side of the tracks. That day, the 6 hr train ride became 10.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
CAVEAT: Pay close attention to your body and remember that it is no longer 25.

You should not worry about what other people think but worry very much about how your body will betray you without proper stretching and careful warmup.
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Just to be sure, I’ll go back earlier and take Ralph Nader to a deserted isle before he can file to run for President.
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is not a particularly helpful clarification insofar as I still can’t see where the -ee’s pet of it comes from. Clearly evil magic at work.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Because nothing says new generation of leadership like a first time candidate in their 50s.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Indeed. And we thank him especially for bringing us the antics of Brod. We salute you with this cousin.
a black and white dog is laying on the floor
Alt: a Bernese mountain dog wiggles and holds out its paw. I honor of Irish President Michael Higgins’ dog, Brod, who livened many an official event.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
As long as we’re sticking with 80s toys themes.
Monchichi, monchichi
a stuffed monkey wearing a red bandana that says monchhiks
Alt: a stuffed monkey wearing a red bandana that says monchichi
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November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is also the reason why DCA has too many flights already.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Missed opportunity to reference BRAVE PEOPLES FORCES OF DONT CARE BEAR MOTOR RIFLE DIVISION.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Feeling very McClellan gets Lee’s plans for Antietam and still fucks it up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
But what about the matching stereo cabinet with 8-track tape and turntable
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Was it $200K for only the one song? I know they also shot the video for “Morning After” on the same trip.
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
And remember, you have Apple Pie Mac n’ Cheese waiting for you at home!
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM