Trickshot
@henchmanforhire.bsky.social
Henchman for Hire!
Please I need money.
((All pronouns are fine but they might go out of his way to confuse you for fun))
#MVRP #DCURP #DCUO
Please I need money.
((All pronouns are fine but they might go out of his way to confuse you for fun))
#MVRP #DCURP #DCUO
"The weirdos were the one that bailed me out of there! Felt only fair. Plus, Calculator's voice is seriously fuckable. They made quite a pitch!"
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"The weirdos were the one that bailed me out of there! Felt only fair. Plus, Calculator's voice is seriously fuckable. They made quite a pitch!"
Right? Can't figure it out. Really robbing me of great resume additions.
October 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Right? Can't figure it out. Really robbing me of great resume additions.
No!
I don't get hired for them. No idea why.
I don't get hired for them. No idea why.
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
No!
I don't get hired for them. No idea why.
I don't get hired for them. No idea why.
Primary colors are GREAT unless it's a stealth mission.
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Primary colors are GREAT unless it's a stealth mission.
Well! You certainly did do that.
October 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Well! You certainly did do that.
'Want' is a strong word. Think of it more like...
Disappointed in your lack of commitment.
Disappointed in your lack of commitment.
October 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
'Want' is a strong word. Think of it more like...
Disappointed in your lack of commitment.
Disappointed in your lack of commitment.
Well then boo what's the point.
October 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Well then boo what's the point.
Ohh.
Shouldn't you have like six of those.
Shouldn't you have like six of those.
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Ohh.
Shouldn't you have like six of those.
Shouldn't you have like six of those.
[leaning in, squinting]
Do you not have nipples or are they just very, very small-
Do you not have nipples or are they just very, very small-
October 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
[leaning in, squinting]
Do you not have nipples or are they just very, very small-
Do you not have nipples or are they just very, very small-
"Oh just a smattering of this and that... Mostly acrobatics and endurance. They weren't polite enough to give me a menu OR receipt. Can you imagine!"
October 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"Oh just a smattering of this and that... Mostly acrobatics and endurance. They weren't polite enough to give me a menu OR receipt. Can you imagine!"
I'm charging interest!!!
October 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I'm charging interest!!!
Where's my twenty dollars, Perceival.
October 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Where's my twenty dollars, Perceival.
You call this a house??
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You call this a house??
[banging on the mirror]
September 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
[banging on the mirror]
"14, 2489, 420, 3705..."
September 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"14, 2489, 420, 3705..."
I gave them such nice advice and they BLOCKED me!!!
The audacity!
The audacity!
September 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I gave them such nice advice and they BLOCKED me!!!
The audacity!
The audacity!
This is why I'm evil!!! Being nice literally never works
September 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is why I'm evil!!! Being nice literally never works