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I don’t know why anyone’s surprised Trump bombed Iran without approval from Congress, given his history of non-consensual assaults
June 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I don’t know why anyone’s surprised Trump bombed Iran without approval from Congress, given his history of non-consensual assaults
Easter landing on 4/20 is like the Super Bowl for your cousin who’s asking if you want to go take a walk around the block
April 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Easter landing on 4/20 is like the Super Bowl for your cousin who’s asking if you want to go take a walk around the block
The Mavericks owners panicked and traded Luka when they heard the price per lb of imported goods was going up
February 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Mavericks owners panicked and traded Luka when they heard the price per lb of imported goods was going up
Every moment of being a Bears fan is pain
January 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Every moment of being a Bears fan is pain
Opening up a new box of Lucky Charms and seeing all the marshmallows that have worked their way to the top….thats the Kings Pour, baby.
Never let them take that from you
Never let them take that from you
January 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Opening up a new box of Lucky Charms and seeing all the marshmallows that have worked their way to the top….thats the Kings Pour, baby.
Never let them take that from you
Never let them take that from you
For someone who claims to be progressive, my wife sure does get liberal with the “R word” when she sees me wrapping presents.
December 25, 2024 at 12:32 PM
For someone who claims to be progressive, my wife sure does get liberal with the “R word” when she sees me wrapping presents.
Home Alone 2 is in the SAW universe
December 8, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Home Alone 2 is in the SAW universe
Matt Eberflus seems like a very good man and I would like to know if he cried
November 29, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Matt Eberflus seems like a very good man and I would like to know if he cried
The morning after Thanksgiving can be strain on both your body and your toilet, so that’s why I only call Dr. Pipes. The only plumber I know who is also a licensed medical doctor. But make sure to hide your valuables, as he is also addicted to crack.
November 29, 2024 at 2:42 PM
The morning after Thanksgiving can be strain on both your body and your toilet, so that’s why I only call Dr. Pipes. The only plumber I know who is also a licensed medical doctor. But make sure to hide your valuables, as he is also addicted to crack.
I am going to slap my father for making me a bears fan
November 24, 2024 at 9:42 PM
I am going to slap my father for making me a bears fan
Don’t get this kind of sports commentary on Bluesky
November 23, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Don’t get this kind of sports commentary on Bluesky
There she is
November 19, 2024 at 11:11 PM
There she is
Costco Guys discourse
AJ is short for Astronomical Justice
AJ is short for Astronomical Justice
November 19, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Costco Guys discourse
AJ is short for Astronomical Justice
AJ is short for Astronomical Justice
Caleb Williams looked good. Play calling looked better. I knew the Bears would lose because god is a sick son of a bitch who LOVES seeing me hang my head in defeat over and over and over again. But Trading Places just started. So yeah
November 17, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Caleb Williams looked good. Play calling looked better. I knew the Bears would lose because god is a sick son of a bitch who LOVES seeing me hang my head in defeat over and over and over again. But Trading Places just started. So yeah
Refreshed Netflix more times than Tyson threw a punch tonight
November 16, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Refreshed Netflix more times than Tyson threw a punch tonight
I just wanted to see Jake Paul get murdered in the ring tonight. Wth Netflix
November 16, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I just wanted to see Jake Paul get murdered in the ring tonight. Wth Netflix
Buy measles stock
November 14, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Buy measles stock
I’ve bought myself 2 pies since the election
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November 13, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I’ve bought myself 2 pies since the election
The Chicago Bears do not exist in Bluesky. This is the world I choose to live in now
November 12, 2024 at 3:15 AM
The Chicago Bears do not exist in Bluesky. This is the world I choose to live in now
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Bluesky is the Cypress Creek to Twitter's Springfield.
Everyone seems to be in a good mood, but there's an emptiness to it, almost sterile. Where are the bored apes and the horny bots, where's the conflict?...
Everyone seems to be in a good mood, but there's an emptiness to it, almost sterile. Where are the bored apes and the horny bots, where's the conflict?...
September 8, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Bluesky is the Cypress Creek to Twitter's Springfield.
Everyone seems to be in a good mood, but there's an emptiness to it, almost sterile. Where are the bored apes and the horny bots, where's the conflict?...
Everyone seems to be in a good mood, but there's an emptiness to it, almost sterile. Where are the bored apes and the horny bots, where's the conflict?...
Swatting the house that gave my kids Peeps for Halloween
November 7, 2023 at 1:03 AM
Swatting the house that gave my kids Peeps for Halloween
My Facebook “Suggested for you” posts are exactly the content that I crave
October 13, 2023 at 12:15 AM
My Facebook “Suggested for you” posts are exactly the content that I crave
Connor Bedard season, babaaay
October 10, 2023 at 6:36 PM
Connor Bedard season, babaaay
Bluesky is the Cypress Creek to Twitter's Springfield.
Everyone seems to be in a good mood, but there's an emptiness to it, almost sterile. Where are the bored apes and the horny bots, where's the conflict?...
Everyone seems to be in a good mood, but there's an emptiness to it, almost sterile. Where are the bored apes and the horny bots, where's the conflict?...
September 8, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Bluesky is the Cypress Creek to Twitter's Springfield.
Everyone seems to be in a good mood, but there's an emptiness to it, almost sterile. Where are the bored apes and the horny bots, where's the conflict?...
Everyone seems to be in a good mood, but there's an emptiness to it, almost sterile. Where are the bored apes and the horny bots, where's the conflict?...