Imagine getting a tattoo in a drunken stupor and for like 10 f-ing years not bothering to Google what you woke up with? And if you did, not immediately getting that shit erased!!!!

Astounding failure all around...

This will lead to peak VC, Silicon Valley, and political grifter corruption. Soon, citizenship as a subscription will be rolled out to the masses.

"Single dip, and I retain the animation rights!"

One small detail that sticks out, the "unmonitored" call to his girlfriend in Belarus. Suspicious for several reasons. It is likely that call was actually recorded and DOJ has a copy.

This nut is coming for your Medicare.

Resign

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