O Canada, we drink maple Pepsi.
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
O Canada, we drink maple Pepsi.
Wolf supermoon (and Jupiter) as my witness.
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Wolf supermoon (and Jupiter) as my witness.
One more year 'til warlockhood, and then it's so over for you guys.
December 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
One more year 'til warlockhood, and then it's so over for you guys.
That's what's up. #Happy100thBlooskToMe
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That's what's up. #Happy100thBlooskToMe
Alright, I'll bite. What's an innard?
October 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Alright, I'll bite. What's an innard?
Hey, you guys bloosking about the baseballs? #ThrowItToTheGuy
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hey, you guys bloosking about the baseballs? #ThrowItToTheGuy
Color show outside my window.
October 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Color show outside my window.
You guys are missing out on some killer bloosks by being oblivious to my existence.
September 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
You guys are missing out on some killer bloosks by being oblivious to my existence.
The Mandalorian and Grogu and Babu and Labubu
September 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Mandalorian and Grogu and Babu and Labubu
The Mandalorian and Grogu and Babu Frik and Holochess Creature and AT-AT and AT-AT!
September 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The Mandalorian and Grogu and Babu Frik and Holochess Creature and AT-AT and AT-AT!
Today was my three-quarter birthday, but whatever, I guess.
September 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Today was my three-quarter birthday, but whatever, I guess.
Saw a Tesler with license plate "3VOLVED" in the rich neighborhood. What's next? A Cyberdumpster with "R4GRESD"?
September 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Saw a Tesler with license plate "3VOLVED" in the rich neighborhood. What's next? A Cyberdumpster with "R4GRESD"?
It's Labor Day and @markhoppus.bsky.social hasn't bloosked in five whole months. #IllNeverBlooskAtHimAgain
September 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's Labor Day and @markhoppus.bsky.social hasn't bloosked in five whole months. #IllNeverBlooskAtHimAgain
There's a jabroni in the rich neighborhood who owns Teslers with license plates "1NVST" and "SPEND." What's next? A Cyberdumpster with "R4GRT"?
August 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
There's a jabroni in the rich neighborhood who owns Teslers with license plates "1NVST" and "SPEND." What's next? A Cyberdumpster with "R4GRT"?
Someone remind old man @markhoppus.bsky.social that he's got an account on here. I'm bored to death and fading fast. #LifeIsTooShortToNotBloosk
August 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Someone remind old man @markhoppus.bsky.social that he's got an account on here. I'm bored to death and fading fast. #LifeIsTooShortToNotBloosk
Ate a few unwashed strawberries. Remember me for my excellent bloosks.
August 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Ate a few unwashed strawberries. Remember me for my excellent bloosks.
I bet @markhoppus.bsky.social seldom bloosks because the app is gnarly on Big iPad.
June 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I bet @markhoppus.bsky.social seldom bloosks because the app is gnarly on Big iPad.
Their butler, Alfred Pennyworth, is always gassy.
June 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Their butler, Alfred Pennyworth, is always gassy.
Mario Kart World? Nah. Hemilsh Bike Hood.
June 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mario Kart World? Nah. Hemilsh Bike Hood.
Kinda rude of @markhoppus.bsky.social to deny me reply fodder by shitposting on the other platforms instead.
June 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Kinda rude of @markhoppus.bsky.social to deny me reply fodder by shitposting on the other platforms instead.