"Got snap? 😉😜😛"
"Sir, I'm 36"
"Sir, I'm 36"
June 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Got snap? 😉😜😛"
"Sir, I'm 36"
"Sir, I'm 36"
Trying to convince my coworker to apply for the manager position so I can rename his contact to DADDY in my phone.
June 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Trying to convince my coworker to apply for the manager position so I can rename his contact to DADDY in my phone.
Touching myself while thinking about AI death cults
June 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Touching myself while thinking about AI death cults
Gay culture is ordering Domino's at 10pm after scrolling Grindr for seven hours.
June 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Gay culture is ordering Domino's at 10pm after scrolling Grindr for seven hours.
Perks of being friends with your ex:
1. Splitting the poppers delivery
2. Receiving these kinds of texts
1. Splitting the poppers delivery
2. Receiving these kinds of texts
June 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Perks of being friends with your ex:
1. Splitting the poppers delivery
2. Receiving these kinds of texts
1. Splitting the poppers delivery
2. Receiving these kinds of texts
Friends and fun? How about enemies and boredom?
June 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Friends and fun? How about enemies and boredom?
This is how it feels to say, “No, I’m not going to Malmö Pride this year.”
June 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
This is how it feels to say, “No, I’m not going to Malmö Pride this year.”
Now I'm 🧔🏼♂️ down 👎🏼⬇️ bad 😓 crying 😭😭😭 at the gym 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
Everything 🔄 comes 💦 out 📤 teenage 👶🏽 petulance 🥺🥺🥺
"What if 🤔🤔 I 🧔🏼♂️ can't 🙅🏽♂️✋🏼⛔ have him 👨🏽"
"I 🧔🏼♂️ might just die ☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️, it would make no 🚫 difference😒😒😒."
Everything 🔄 comes 💦 out 📤 teenage 👶🏽 petulance 🥺🥺🥺
"What if 🤔🤔 I 🧔🏼♂️ can't 🙅🏽♂️✋🏼⛔ have him 👨🏽"
"I 🧔🏼♂️ might just die ☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️, it would make no 🚫 difference😒😒😒."
June 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Now I'm 🧔🏼♂️ down 👎🏼⬇️ bad 😓 crying 😭😭😭 at the gym 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
Everything 🔄 comes 💦 out 📤 teenage 👶🏽 petulance 🥺🥺🥺
"What if 🤔🤔 I 🧔🏼♂️ can't 🙅🏽♂️✋🏼⛔ have him 👨🏽"
"I 🧔🏼♂️ might just die ☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️, it would make no 🚫 difference😒😒😒."
Everything 🔄 comes 💦 out 📤 teenage 👶🏽 petulance 🥺🥺🥺
"What if 🤔🤔 I 🧔🏼♂️ can't 🙅🏽♂️✋🏼⛔ have him 👨🏽"
"I 🧔🏼♂️ might just die ☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️, it would make no 🚫 difference😒😒😒."
So, yesterday I asked, ¿Quieres ser mi novio?, and his response was: um... wow 😬
Can't wait to talk to my AI therapist about this.
Can't wait to talk to my AI therapist about this.
June 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So, yesterday I asked, ¿Quieres ser mi novio?, and his response was: um... wow 😬
Can't wait to talk to my AI therapist about this.
Can't wait to talk to my AI therapist about this.
[on a first date]
*points at the ankle monitor*
Look what I've got!
*points at the ankle monitor*
Look what I've got!
June 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
[on a first date]
*points at the ankle monitor*
Look what I've got!
*points at the ankle monitor*
Look what I've got!
[on a first date]
Would you mind if my ex joined us?
Would you mind if my ex joined us?
June 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
[on a first date]
Would you mind if my ex joined us?
Would you mind if my ex joined us?
[on a first date]
Have you ever had crabs?
Have you ever had crabs?
June 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
[on a first date]
Have you ever had crabs?
Have you ever had crabs?
8h sleep.
Pros: I'm not constantly tired and I don't wanna kill myself in the most brutal spectacular way possible.
Cons: I'm constantly horny.
Pros: I'm not constantly tired and I don't wanna kill myself in the most brutal spectacular way possible.
Cons: I'm constantly horny.
June 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
8h sleep.
Pros: I'm not constantly tired and I don't wanna kill myself in the most brutal spectacular way possible.
Cons: I'm constantly horny.
Pros: I'm not constantly tired and I don't wanna kill myself in the most brutal spectacular way possible.
Cons: I'm constantly horny.
I don't need poppers, I breath chlorine every god damn day and constantly high on that shit
June 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I don't need poppers, I breath chlorine every god damn day and constantly high on that shit
Sending dick pics at 5am to a dude I desperately want to make my boyfriend
June 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Sending dick pics at 5am to a dude I desperately want to make my boyfriend
Swapping tired after work selfies with a dude I desperately want to make my boyfriend
June 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Swapping tired after work selfies with a dude I desperately want to make my boyfriend
Ofc I'm a top listener it's my music to cry to
June 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Ofc I'm a top listener it's my music to cry to
Du är lundabo, jag är lundaFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU, we are not the same.
June 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Du är lundabo, jag är lundaFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU, we are not the same.
I didn't know Swedish men were capable of passion until I met that ginger bartender from Stockholm
June 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I didn't know Swedish men were capable of passion until I met that ginger bartender from Stockholm