helsinkihenry.bsky.social
@helsinkihenry.bsky.social
The thousand-yard stare of the spine finisher.
January 15, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Who will you miss by leaving Twitter?
December 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
That's really good
December 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Butter toast, cut into small pieces, place pieces in 'empty' marmite jar, stir, pick out pieces with fork, eat and remember that day for the rest of your life.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I can't think of many choices in life where I wouldn't go for flapjack.
October 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Eze is his name...
August 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Funny tho.
May 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ah, the art of the deal.

Hey Vance, how's yer 'diplomacy' going?
April 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
So good. Those lyrics will be studied by social historians one day.
April 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Inspired
April 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Bravo!
March 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Wasn't this in an episode of Modern Family?
March 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Sterling work
March 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Your referee conversation reminded me of when Tony Blair reformed education.
Lots of structure and guidelines were introduced to give teachers support.
However, they were now so controlled they no longer had the freedom to be good teachers.
Is this what Howard Webb and VAR have done to football?
March 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Yup. Anyone can break things, but it takes special people to build things.
March 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The poor have no money. The middle class have no money. The government had no money. So where is the...oh wait!

#taxtherich
March 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Trump's 'diplomacy' is really amazing.
March 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Ah, this is the amazing diplomacy that JD lickspittle was talking about.

Sign your minerals over to me. No? Ok, we'll let your country get destroyed.

What a pair of c....
March 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Bravo!
February 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Is it possible Oliver's wife had an affair with Gunnersaurus?
January 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM