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Helen Rosner
@hels.bsky.social
“Zizek if he was a woman and loved sandwiches”

New Yorker staff writer, dept. of mastication

It’s always Free Palestine 🍉
Truly, do not.
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I did! Also it was just one nipple.
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Smh more AI insanity — it’s just one nipple
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Oh my god 🙈
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
🫠
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Nathan! Thank you 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Lol I literally spent a full minute zoomed in on that and I think it’s a tag hanging around the pineapple’s neck and the end’s been placed outside the basket
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There’s no way they’re actually selling them with their tops on like in the photo, lmao
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Even the so-many-vowels name!
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
First refusal to @jessyedwards.bsky.social ofc
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Halfway there is a little optimistic
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM