Hel Reynolds
@helreynolds.bsky.social
I run Comms Creatives: online courses and creativity training for #comms pros
I also draw comms cartoons
💛 UNcommon sense
Cat lady
commscreatives.com
I also draw comms cartoons
💛 UNcommon sense
Cat lady
commscreatives.com
![Word document with tracked changes.
All I Want For Christmas Is You
Written and produced by Carey and Walter Afanasieff
strikethrough text: [I don't want a lot for Christmas] I Would Like to State Clearly That I Require Minimal Additional Items for Christmas."
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
strikethrough text: [I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know]
“My Personal Desire to Possess You (Metaphorically Speaking) Far Exceeds Any Knowledge You May Have on This Subject.”
Make my wish come true
strikethrough text: [All I want for Christmas is you, yeah] “Following Rigorous Consideration of All Potential Seasonal Requirements, the Key Desired Outcome for Christmas Is Yourself.”
[Verse 1]
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (And I)
Don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
strikethrough text: [I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace (Ah)] “The Physical Stocking Is Not Required to Be Positioned on the Hearth (i.e., Fireplace), as Its Absence Does Not Impact Seasonal Gratification Metrics.”
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day
[Chorus]
I just want you for my own (Ooh)
More than you could ever know (Ooh)
Make my wish come true
strikethrough text: [All I want for Christmas is you] “Given all currently considered options, your presence remains the primary objective for seasonal satisfaction.”
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