Trying to explain to the dog that this wasn't intended to be just a 'pictures of pets' account, but I suppose he has a point.

And now for your shock and amusement, I present the twin horrors of 'Le Chat Vampire' and 'Buddy, the tabby who vaguely resembles Beat Takeshi!'

This tiny angel arrived to bless my silicone oven mitt—the prophecies were true all this time.

Can't wait until I actually have something to say worth saying, so until that day, here's picture of my cat as if he was being hounded by old timey paparazzi: