🎃🕸️Helphas is going spooky mode 🕸️🎃
@helphas.bsky.social
Unfortunate DIY Enjoyer || occasionally funny, usually sad. never far from a mosh pit. || He/They ||
Topiary creatures I was unfamiliar with your game
March 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Topiary creatures I was unfamiliar with your game
Y’all aren’t moving like me
March 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Y’all aren’t moving like me
You stupid
Dumb shit
GOD DAMN
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Dumb shit
GOD DAMN
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
March 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You stupid
Dumb shit
GOD DAMN
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Dumb shit
GOD DAMN
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
I kinda cooked here ngl
March 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I kinda cooked here ngl
You keep giving me praise, but when I ask for a raise YOU CAME BACK TO ME WITH FIFTY FUCKING CENTS (GET FUCKED!!!!)
March 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
You keep giving me praise, but when I ask for a raise YOU CAME BACK TO ME WITH FIFTY FUCKING CENTS (GET FUCKED!!!!)
Who up tinying they voices?
March 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Who up tinying they voices?
What I listened to this week… If you even care
March 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What I listened to this week… If you even care
Queening out
March 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Queening out
One more sleep until cirecs store 5x5
February 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
One more sleep until cirecs store 5x5
The haters said I could never do it
February 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The haters said I could never do it
The haters said I could never do it
February 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The haters said I could never do it
Do you roll your joints circumcised or uncircumcised?
February 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Do you roll your joints circumcised or uncircumcised?
Big money moves
February 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Big money moves
It’s only what?!?!??
February 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s only what?!?!??
He’s so real for this
February 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
He’s so real for this
Add me on the children’s cardboard app
February 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Add me on the children’s cardboard app
Last 5x5 Friday of the year type beat
December 28, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Last 5x5 Friday of the year type beat
5x5 Friday I almost forgot edition
December 21, 2024 at 3:10 AM
5x5 Friday I almost forgot edition
5x5 Friday 9 hour train ride edition
December 13, 2024 at 7:27 PM
5x5 Friday 9 hour train ride edition
The rare evening 5x5
December 6, 2024 at 11:23 PM
The rare evening 5x5
Broken hearted kids don’t party
Like their parents did in the 90’s
Like their parents did in the 90’s
December 3, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Broken hearted kids don’t party
Like their parents did in the 90’s
Like their parents did in the 90’s
Going grocery shopping with the emo band shopping bags so everyone knows I’m on the verge of tears in the cereal aisle
November 30, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Going grocery shopping with the emo band shopping bags so everyone knows I’m on the verge of tears in the cereal aisle
Huge mail day
November 30, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Huge mail day