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I won't be taking criticism from a man who's sexually assaulted a La-Z-Boy
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I won't be taking criticism from a man who's sexually assaulted a La-Z-Boy
Literal orphan crushing machine
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Literal orphan crushing machine
Just one more lane, bro. I promise it's the last lane we'll ever need.
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just one more lane, bro. I promise it's the last lane we'll ever need.
Israel is committing genocide and war crimes on a defenseless population. A human tragedy beyond measuring- there's no justification for what's been done.
October 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Israel is committing genocide and war crimes on a defenseless population. A human tragedy beyond measuring- there's no justification for what's been done.
If, by statistical average of the median death age in the constituency your represent, the candidate is expected to die in office, they should be ineligible for office. You shall be required to live with the consequences of your time in office.
This needs to be a constitutional amendment
This needs to be a constitutional amendment
September 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If, by statistical average of the median death age in the constituency your represent, the candidate is expected to die in office, they should be ineligible for office. You shall be required to live with the consequences of your time in office.
This needs to be a constitutional amendment
This needs to be a constitutional amendment
This unsettled the fuck out of me
July 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This unsettled the fuck out of me
Oh, there's the labor camps!
July 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh, there's the labor camps!
USA! USA! USA! ☝️☝️☝️
July 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
USA! USA! USA! ☝️☝️☝️
You spelled "concentration camp" wrong
July 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You spelled "concentration camp" wrong
You spelled "concentration camp" wrong
June 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You spelled "concentration camp" wrong
Give this the substitution test- of Biden had ordered the strike on Iran, the Republicans would have urged the military to seize control of the government.
June 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Give this the substitution test- of Biden had ordered the strike on Iran, the Republicans would have urged the military to seize control of the government.
Roman Empire enters the chat...
June 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Roman Empire enters the chat...
Don't make assholes famous- it's what they want.
June 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Don't make assholes famous- it's what they want.
The paramedics have already been deported by ICE
June 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The paramedics have already been deported by ICE
The excessive force all stars
June 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The excessive force all stars
It's almost like having your entire identity revolve around being an unlikeable asshole isn't attractive to women or something... Who'd have thought?
June 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's almost like having your entire identity revolve around being an unlikeable asshole isn't attractive to women or something... Who'd have thought?
Pretty sure it was "I shot Afghan farmers" but okay...
June 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Pretty sure it was "I shot Afghan farmers" but okay...
No gods. No masters. Kill your idols.
June 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
No gods. No masters. Kill your idols.
"I was just following orders" is a funny way to spell "cowardice"
June 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I was just following orders" is a funny way to spell "cowardice"
The Cheeto dust infections must be horrible... Just asking the surgeon part way through "can I eat this?!"
May 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The Cheeto dust infections must be horrible... Just asking the surgeon part way through "can I eat this?!"
Because we definitely don't have robots that can do microsurgery... While being controlled by a surgeon on the other side of the planet... Oh god, the chuds are gonna have a field day when they import the small fingered Chinese women to make iPhones in Tulsa...
May 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Because we definitely don't have robots that can do microsurgery... While being controlled by a surgeon on the other side of the planet... Oh god, the chuds are gonna have a field day when they import the small fingered Chinese women to make iPhones in Tulsa...
You realize you're defending WALMART right now don't you? The company that literally uses it's buying power to bully other companies into giving them better prices?
May 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You realize you're defending WALMART right now don't you? The company that literally uses it's buying power to bully other companies into giving them better prices?