Helpful alms (they/them)
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They/Them aroace. Only the most chaotic enby in here!
If you have a problem with how much i show my pronouns, tough luck
If you have a problem with how much i show my pronouns, tough luck
Guys its not two weeks into 2026 what the hell is going on
January 10, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Guys its not two weeks into 2026 what the hell is going on
You know what? Fuck
You. (Uses my nonbinary hypnosis powers to make you straight)
You. (Uses my nonbinary hypnosis powers to make you straight)
January 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
You know what? Fuck
You. (Uses my nonbinary hypnosis powers to make you straight)
You. (Uses my nonbinary hypnosis powers to make you straight)
Yeah very funny.
UNREDACTED FILES NOW.
UNREDACTED FILES NOW.
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Yeah very funny.
UNREDACTED FILES NOW.
UNREDACTED FILES NOW.
Bro is swearing and promising he’s not trans but he’s pressing the transition button in his car and yelling “WHY ISNT IT WORKING”
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Bro is swearing and promising he’s not trans but he’s pressing the transition button in his car and yelling “WHY ISNT IT WORKING”
If i had a dollar for every time that zach hadel voiced an animal in something that is litterally hell where he loses his savings on something not entirely beyond their control,
I would have 2 dollars
I would have 2 dollars
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If i had a dollar for every time that zach hadel voiced an animal in something that is litterally hell where he loses his savings on something not entirely beyond their control,
I would have 2 dollars
I would have 2 dollars
You wanna know what made my day today? I tripped on my shoes and my friend asked me “you okay?”. Folks find friends that care about you
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You wanna know what made my day today? I tripped on my shoes and my friend asked me “you okay?”. Folks find friends that care about you
Science is on trans peoples sides and personal opinion is on transphobes sides
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Science is on trans peoples sides and personal opinion is on transphobes sides
As a nonbinary person i can confirm that we do get better at videogames after we transition
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
As a nonbinary person i can confirm that we do get better at videogames after we transition
Reminder that homophobes are more likely to be dumber
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Reminder that homophobes are more likely to be dumber
On nonbinary awareness week just want someone to grab me by my face and yell “I AM AWARE OF YOU”
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
On nonbinary awareness week just want someone to grab me by my face and yell “I AM AWARE OF YOU”
2 CUPS VANILLA EXTRACT
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
2 CUPS VANILLA EXTRACT
If you strangle someone of an inch of their life. Thats just edging their death
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
If you strangle someone of an inch of their life. Thats just edging their death
262 pages, TWO HUNDRED SIXTY TWO FUCKING PAGES.
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
262 pages, TWO HUNDRED SIXTY TWO FUCKING PAGES.
How hard is it for youtubers to not be creeps in discord? Probably 1 in 262
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
How hard is it for youtubers to not be creeps in discord? Probably 1 in 262
Mac and cheese in the bag please
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Mac and cheese in the bag please
SOMEBODY MAKE A LGBT AWARENESS DAYS CALENDER APP. I AM TIRED OF FORGETTING ALL THESE IMPORTANT DATES
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
SOMEBODY MAKE A LGBT AWARENESS DAYS CALENDER APP. I AM TIRED OF FORGETTING ALL THESE IMPORTANT DATES
I aspire to have the absolute AURA that mystman12 has
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I aspire to have the absolute AURA that mystman12 has
Hey you reading this. You’re valid!
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Hey you reading this. You’re valid!
Something has to be done abut how similar candles and candies look when read. And how similar candles look to candies. And how unsafe it is to eat candles
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Something has to be done abut how similar candles and candies look when read. And how similar candles look to candies. And how unsafe it is to eat candles
Quiche guilt 🔥🔥🔥
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Quiche guilt 🔥🔥🔥
Something urks me when protagonists in horror movies unlock a lock with a key but then leave that lock there. That lock can be used later to quickly close and lock a door behind you if perchance you are being chased. Also can be used as a makeshift weapon.
October 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Something urks me when protagonists in horror movies unlock a lock with a key but then leave that lock there. That lock can be used later to quickly close and lock a door behind you if perchance you are being chased. Also can be used as a makeshift weapon.
Seriously how many games can be solved if the protagonist and the antagonist just had not even 2 minutes to talk and explain
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Seriously how many games can be solved if the protagonist and the antagonist just had not even 2 minutes to talk and explain
“Hey buddy, you’re gay”
October 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
“Hey buddy, you’re gay”
I feel like solitaire is more of a theory than a game. “With this specific deck you can put these cards in ascending order”
October 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I feel like solitaire is more of a theory than a game. “With this specific deck you can put these cards in ascending order”