BrandonBeck_blueskymix.wav
@hellyesbrandon.bsky.social
not the CEO of riot games
I spent the night in the ER and Doctor Mel didn’t even show up once what a rip off
October 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I spent the night in the ER and Doctor Mel didn’t even show up once what a rip off
remember that time Jimmy Buffett was interviewed in the cube from Cube
September 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
remember that time Jimmy Buffett was interviewed in the cube from Cube
CONGRATULATIONS
CONgratULATIONS
CONgratULATIONS
September 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
CONGRATULATIONS
CONgratULATIONS
CONgratULATIONS
Hi I’m Bill Evans and this is Jazzass
August 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hi I’m Bill Evans and this is Jazzass
But my head will still be all wet and get shower water in the beer!! Madness*!!
*and I'm not talking about these guys
*and I'm not talking about these guys
July 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
But my head will still be all wet and get shower water in the beer!! Madness*!!
*and I'm not talking about these guys
*and I'm not talking about these guys
From the 1969 Charlotte Observer, my grandma (third from right) was voted as one of the cities 10 best dressed women. Because it was 1969 they were all listed as “Mrs. Husband’s Name.”
July 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
From the 1969 Charlotte Observer, my grandma (third from right) was voted as one of the cities 10 best dressed women. Because it was 1969 they were all listed as “Mrs. Husband’s Name.”
THE FIRST TIME I TASTED SOMEBODY ELSE’S SPIT I HAD A COUGHING FIT
July 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
THE FIRST TIME I TASTED SOMEBODY ELSE’S SPIT I HAD A COUGHING FIT
“Wautahship Dowhn was vehwy unwealistic. Wabbits don’t weally act that whay.”
June 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“Wautahship Dowhn was vehwy unwealistic. Wabbits don’t weally act that whay.”
I took HBO’s “Which Deadwood Character Are You” quiz. Click here to take the quiz.
June 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I took HBO’s “Which Deadwood Character Are You” quiz. Click here to take the quiz.
Me and who
June 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Me and who
This but it's a one hitter
May 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This but it's a one hitter
mfw @icbymmwt.bsky.social posts on Bluesky
March 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
mfw @icbymmwt.bsky.social posts on Bluesky
*Janelle Monae voice*
🎵Everything's com-puuuuuter🎵
🎵Everything's com-puuuuuter🎵
March 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*Janelle Monae voice*
🎵Everything's com-puuuuuter🎵
🎵Everything's com-puuuuuter🎵
You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?
February 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
January 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
well shit
January 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
well shit
I see you, tonight’s Piper. I see you!
December 31, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I see you, tonight’s Piper. I see you!
“I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a fuckin’ hamburger today god dammit”
—Popeye’s pal Wimpy
—Popeye’s pal Wimpy
December 27, 2024 at 7:51 PM
“I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a fuckin’ hamburger today god dammit”
—Popeye’s pal Wimpy
—Popeye’s pal Wimpy
“It’s a living”
December 27, 2024 at 9:41 AM
“It’s a living”
See an old cartoon, quote with an older cartoon
December 27, 2024 at 5:59 AM
See an old cartoon, quote with an older cartoon
My favorite character from Final Fantasy XV has to be
December 11, 2024 at 2:14 AM
My favorite character from Final Fantasy XV has to be