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K 🍑 (but extra freaky🧡)
@helluvalotofbutt.bsky.social
MDNI - Age in bio to follow 🔞🔞
Side account for @helluvabutt, where I can post my niche kinks, and be sad occassionally. Expect occassional dead dove.

If you don't want to see wg art, mute #helluvalotofbutt, if you do, you're in the right place
I talked to old friend, and we've kept in touch, y'know, short convos when it's our birthdays or Christmas, but we were messaging each other for about 3 hours last night, and it felt so good. And we're going to meet up just after my birthday! #buttrambles
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Thank you!! 🧡 We've been engaged for almost two years now and just finally getting around to tying the knot
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I also actually talked to my partner about it instead of bottling it up, and he suggested trying to reconnect with an old friend who lives nearby so I reached out to let her know about the wedding, and I'm going to try and meet up for the first time in almost a decade, so wish me luck!
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I need to do more gender fuckery outside of preg stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
HELL YEAH!! I can always count on you to Get It
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
But without his own fullness as a deterrent, he eats even more than before, using food to get through life.

It's only when he has a meeting in Gluttony, and Stella insists he take his imp given how fat it must be after a year of his overeating, that he is confronted with an incredibly fat Blitz.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
He doesn't really know the details, but treats it as out of sight, out of mind, continuing to indulge to get himself through the parties Stella drags him along to. He reasons that he barely gained anything during years of overeating, so he doesn't feel too bad about handing it off to somebody else.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I was also thinking that when meeting associates in Gluttony, it's actually a show of power to bring your imp with you. This enormously fat demon just waddling around after you, a visible display of your gluttony.
Maybe there's an escort service for obese imps when Goetia need to make a statement.
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
He's got a tiny layer of pudge after the first week, and then his patron goes to their first party.
He wakes in the middle of the night and his belly is visibly round and bloated. He can barely move from how heavy and lethargic he feels, and can only sit in bed, huffing as his belly gets tighter.
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Exactly! He thinks he can still get on with his life, he can just take the passive pay check. He's pretty active from the odd jobs he manages to find, and maybe afford a gym membership now to stay in shape. But it creeps up on him faster than he expected.
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Since Goetia are much larger, they can consume significantly more than the average imp, and what would be a barely noticeable gain for a Goetia, would have very visible effects on an imp.
We can all guess where this is going, right?
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM