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Hellslime
@hellslime.bsky.social
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A couple of cuties I picked up at London Comic Con this week.
A photo of a Kazuma (Konosuba) Nendoroid figure with a desperate and fearful expression, being pursued by a large protogen plush with a goofy smile.
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Cw: spider

I dropped a piece of roast carrot while cooking, and when I came back to clean up later, this house spider was eating it. This isn't normal, right?
A house spider on a tiled floor, eating a piece of roast carrot. A house spider on a tiled floor, eating a piece of roast carrot. You can see its eyes shining in spider happiness.
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Should I be concerned?
A photo of a sign in a Tesco supermarket. The sign reads: 'NEW MEAT LAUNCH... COMING SOON!!!'. The 'coming soon' part is underlined.
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
hellslime.bsky.social
What's your sign?
Nine red, grungy squares in a three by three grid, on a black background.
October 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
hellslime.bsky.social
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
A screenshot from the video game, 'Look Outside'. A half man, half silverfish mutant stands on a black background with a wild expression. The caption says: "Steve devours the bandages, tearing them to shreds like an angry dog.
September 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I've never seen so many blackberries in our village!
A photo of a mix of black and red blackberries on a bush. A mostly-bare tree grows out of the bush, and a brown field and hill are in the background with a blue sky. A photo of a mix of black and red blackberries on a bush. Part of a gravel cyclepath can be seen at bottom left corner of the photo, and a blue sky in the background.
August 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
hellslime.bsky.social
Yesterday's night walk.
A photo of a freshly harvested cornfield in the evening. A photo of a harvested cornfield seen through a gap in the hedge at twilight. A photo of grain on the ground in a field, post harvest, at nighttime. A photo of a barely-visable silhouette of fallen branch in a field at night. The lights of a business park can be seen on the horizon.
August 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Some teens attempted to harass me on the way to the supermarket today (probably because I look 9 years old despite being in my late 30s). I was wearing a t-shirt with 'ROTOM' printed on it in huge text. I tried to ignore them, but one of them shouted 'Hurhurhur ROBOT', and I nearly spat my drink X'D
An image in the "Polyamorous. Not what I'm called" meme format. Rotom: "hey guys". Children: "ROBOT!!". Rotom: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED".
August 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I tried the Battle Tower for the first time and was just starting to think it was too easy when-

#pokemonshiningpearl #pokemonbdsp #pokemon #palmer #towertycoonpalmer
A screenshot from the game 'Pokémon Shining Pearl'. My Pokémon trainer and his Nidoking faces Tower Tycoon Palmer and his Milotic. Palmer has all three Pokémon at full health, while my trainer only has one Pokémon left. A screenshot from the game 'Pokémon Shining Pearl'. Tower Tycoon Palmer stands victorious with his full Pokémon team intact. He says "A magnificent bout that was! Do visit again!".
August 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Art challenge: draw your favourite Pokémon poorly from memory

I can't believe I forgot the forehead gem... and the rest.
A crude line drawing of the Pokémon 'Sneasel', in dark teal and hot pink. This Sneasel has three claws on his hands and feet, instead of the usual two. He's also missing a gem on his forehead, and instead of a gem on his chest, he has a large belly marking. He only has two tail feathers, vs the standard three. The rest is more or less accurate, especially considering it was quickly drawn with my finger on a smart phone.
August 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Gorgeous tiger moth landed in near me on a walk.
A photo of a black and white striped Tiger Moth resting in a hedge in Somerset, England.
August 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I like it when the sky does this.
A photo of a grey and golden twilight sky. A cloud formation has created a 50/50 divide between light and dark grey, in an almost unnatural way. The silhouette of an old farm barn and some trees are at the very bottom of the photo.
August 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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A screenshot of a message from Itch: "This game hasn't been indexed Since October 2024 since it doesn't meet our indexing criteria: [link] They are using a "Download" button as a link to Steam. The developer took down any playable files from this page in 2024."
August 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I think Adam earnt his sleep.
A screenshot from the game 'Pokémon Shining Pearl'. Chibi Champion Adam sleeps in his tiny bed with pink bedsheets with a smile on his face.
July 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Beat the Elite Four and Cynthia on Set Mode with a full poison type team 💜

Thanks @nazlando.bsky.social for lending me the game! I'm taking chibi Cyrus home with me ⭐
A screenshot of the ending screen from the game 'Pokémon Shining Pearl'. Champion Adam stands on a stage-like background with an all-poison type Pokémon team. The Pokémon include: Croagunk, Crobat, Tentacruel, Drapion, Nidoking and Weezing. The text reads "League Champion! Congratulations!" at the top of the screen.
July 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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It was so hard to pick only one Normal and Poison type, but this is what I settled on.

pk-diagram.pages.dev
A diagram depicting my favourite Pokemon from each type. Normal: Silvally, Fire: Houndoom, Water: Barbaracle, Grass: Simisage, Electric: Magnemite, Ice: Weavile, Fighting: Toxicroak, Poison: Drapion, Ground: Krookodile, Flying: Honchkrow, Psychic: Espeon, Bug: Golisopod, Rock: Rampardos, Ghost: Rotom, Dragon: Goomy, Dark: Scrafty, Steel: Steelix, Fairy: Ralts
July 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Cw animal death

Found a pigeon corpse on the 18th of July, and just walked past it again today.
A photo of a dead wood pigeon, mostly intact, on luscious grass in a field. A photo of a dead wood pigeon, completly devoured by wildlife. Only feathers remain.
July 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I keep having weird encounters with deer in this area. Just saw a red deer with its head through this wire fence, grazing. I got really close before seeing it because I walk almost silently, but it spotted me and very clumsily squeezed its head back through before disappearing into the hedge.
A photo of a wire fence in front of a messy hedge in a dry field. It's a very boring picture that would look way better with a deer in it.
July 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Continued my tradition of beating the shit out of Ajax three times in a row on his birthday.

#childe #tartaglia #ajax #genshinimpact
A screenshot from the video game 'Genshin Impact'. Childe and Wriothesley stand in the Golden House about to battle. The subtitles read 'Childe: Surrender is a valid option. I promise I'll be gentle.' A screenshot from the video game 'Genshin Impact'. A close-up of Childe's face, in his final Fatui Harbinger form. The subtitles read: 'I, too, shall use all of mine...'. A screenshot from the video game 'Genshin Impact'. Childe summons a monstrously large narwhal made from raging blue water to crash down on his opponent. Arlecchino stands before the apparition, in a neutral stance.
July 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Walked through a nice cornfield today.
A photo of a cornfield in Somerset, England. An informal dirt path surrounded by tall corn plants is in the centre of the photo. The path leads to a tree and blue sky on the horizon.
July 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Had a gay little walk this evening 🌈
A photo of wild sloe berries, hanging from branches in clusters. There is a serene grassy field and a blue sky in the background. A photo of a grassy summer field and blue sky. A tiny rainbow is just about visible on the horizon. A zoomed in photo of a field with bright grey sky. A tiny rainbow can be seen on the horizon.
July 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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If you see this, post something pink!
A photo of a giant green bush with pink clusters of flowers at the side of a country road. I think it's a Rhododendron? A few red roses peek over the top of the bush.
June 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I literally had to go out and buy cocktail sausages from Tesco after seeing this
A photo of a pack of 70 cocktail sausages, held up in front of a neutral background.
June 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Post 4 of your fav Pokémon and let people assume things about you
An illustration of a monster from the Pokémon series of games called 'Scrafty'. It looks like a orange and yellow bipedal lizard with a mohawk. Its shedding skin resembles a hoodie and baggy trousers, which gives it a delinquent look. An illustration of a monster from the Pokémon series of games called 'Croagunk'. It is a blue and orange bipedal frog with cute orange cheek sacks. Its stance and expression make it look aggressive but goofy at the same time. An illustration of a monster from the Pokémon series of games called 'Rotom'. It is an orange object-like creature in the shape of a pendulum or a component from a machine. It has two light blue arms in the shape of lightning bolts. An illustration of a monster from the Pokémon series of games called 'Sneasel'. Sneasel is a bipedal weasel-like Pokémon with a dark blue body. It has large claws (possibly referencing a Kamaitachi or sickle weasel) and pink feathers on its head and rear.
June 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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This is who runs this account
A screenshot from the SNES game 'Earthbound'. An unhappy-looking green slime monster sits on an colourful abstract background. A message above it reads "You encounter the Slimy Little Pile".
June 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM