When you reach the point in world news where a 1950's(?) stop- go animation dinosaur/monster thingie makes more sense than what's going on around you 🤷

Followed back to provide them 😁

Thank you!
The series left me confused, but he loves it.. I know it's lovely there. It's in early may, so fingers crossed the weather will be kind

Come in number 6, your time is up ⚪6️⃣😂.
We're staying at Portmerion next year for the OHs birthday.. he has the whole series on DVD.

Don't be deceived. 'Boris' is an act. Johnson is a calculating, amoral psychopath whose only concern is himself and what life can give him. His 'whole look at me I'm a scarecrow, no threat here', persona is designed to disguise that.

Morning Simon...

That's sort of an If you're old, you're old. As is this 👇🏼

Very nearly!

If Internal Server Error had been on JPs turntables he'd have probably made stars of them. The man was a legend!!!

If your last name was Case, you could call him Justin instead.

I think something's been lost in translation there, TBP.

A twat is someone who acts in a deliberately irresponsible way usually to the deliberate annoyance of others.

It's also a slang verb for hitting or slapping someone.

It's also a prenatal goldfish.

It's also slang for lady parts.

Could it also be an acronym for Reform MPs who like to identify as farmers instead of Clacton residents?
Tit Wearing All Tweed? 🤷

I thought I wanted one of those when I grew up for a while.

Stunning. I can see why you have no trouble selling them

I was going to suggest and link this - love the original, but this is brilliant too... LOUD!

Try thinking of it as an abusive relationship or an addiction. It takes guts to walk away and it's bloody hard! I had to delete the app so I couldn't 'just peek'. But a feed free of anatomically impossible suggestions for what to do with my opinions is.... liberating. You can do it 💪🏼

Lurve crumpets - have to eat them upside down though, so butter and Marmite would get messy 😂. I have trypophobia and looking at the holes makes me feel sick 🤷

So, didjya??