Jeep Wranglers retain their value so well because at any given point their individual components are mostly new.

Texas is trying to officially rename the New York Strip steak to the Texas Strip. Next they can change T-bones to Texas-Bones and tenderloins to Texas-loins.

Oh hey, every player on this team is wearing number 42 for Jackie Robinson day. That’s so awesome. Wait, it’s both teams. Wait, it’s every team playing today. Wait, this has been a thing for years?? I love it.

It’s-a-me, hi, I’m the plumber, it’s-a-me

Car: “you have 0 miles until empty”
Me: “the engine is literally still running, stop gaslighting me”

Some of these folks need to rewatch Rocky 4, and it shows.

Hey person who invented the bubble wrap that doesn’t pop, are you ok?

Shout out to person who invented the glue on food containers that’s stronger than anything in the known universe.

😒😒 #CalvinandHobbes

Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free

This sounds an awful lot like a gateway to harder racket sports.

Watching Jelly Roll sing a Bob Seger song with Travis Barker on drums is a trip I didn’t know I’d be on today.