Jolloy
@hellojo.bsky.social
Master storyteller. Dedicated follower of eyeliner. Magical realist. Cool mom. Hopelessly devoted to Belle and Sebastian. Scene not heard.
Reading to my son’s class today.
The book he has picked has lots of references to diahorrea 😐
The book he has picked has lots of references to diahorrea 😐
May 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Reading to my son’s class today.
The book he has picked has lots of references to diahorrea 😐
The book he has picked has lots of references to diahorrea 😐
Guest set from the KLF at Optimo this weekend? 😜
May 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Guest set from the KLF at Optimo this weekend? 😜
The number of times I read this as The Mount Florida Tour 🤯
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The number of times I read this as The Mount Florida Tour 🤯
Here I am crossing the finish line at today’s @thekiltwalk with my seven-year-old son.
We are v grateful to everyone who has helped us to smash our target and raise vital funds for drug and alcohol charity WithYou (aka my work).
Link in comments if you’d like to contribute x
We are v grateful to everyone who has helped us to smash our target and raise vital funds for drug and alcohol charity WithYou (aka my work).
Link in comments if you’d like to contribute x
April 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Here I am crossing the finish line at today’s @thekiltwalk with my seven-year-old son.
We are v grateful to everyone who has helped us to smash our target and raise vital funds for drug and alcohol charity WithYou (aka my work).
Link in comments if you’d like to contribute x
We are v grateful to everyone who has helped us to smash our target and raise vital funds for drug and alcohol charity WithYou (aka my work).
Link in comments if you’d like to contribute x
We had one day of sunshine so today I’ve come all the way to South Ayrshire without a coat, hat or gloves
March 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
We had one day of sunshine so today I’ve come all the way to South Ayrshire without a coat, hat or gloves
I had some non-model rail celebrations on Friday.
February 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I had some non-model rail celebrations on Friday.
This isn’t a Labour Party conference joke. I really did go to the model rail exhibition.
February 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This isn’t a Labour Party conference joke. I really did go to the model rail exhibition.
Today is my 40th birthday. I celebrated at Scotland’s premier model rail show.
February 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Today is my 40th birthday. I celebrated at Scotland’s premier model rail show.
My 7y got his own bank card yesterday.
This morning he bought me a coffee and then immediately barked “I hope you’re going to say thank you for that???”
Killed by my own sword.
This morning he bought me a coffee and then immediately barked “I hope you’re going to say thank you for that???”
Killed by my own sword.
February 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
My 7y got his own bank card yesterday.
This morning he bought me a coffee and then immediately barked “I hope you’re going to say thank you for that???”
Killed by my own sword.
This morning he bought me a coffee and then immediately barked “I hope you’re going to say thank you for that???”
Killed by my own sword.
When they’re grumpy and you think they might sleep but then they don’t
January 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When they’re grumpy and you think they might sleep but then they don’t
Three trees is all fun and games… Until you have to take them down
January 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Three trees is all fun and games… Until you have to take them down
When you’re aiming for this
December 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
When you’re aiming for this
Pride of place for @bmxbanditsduglas.bsky.social
December 15, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Pride of place for @bmxbanditsduglas.bsky.social
It’s giving Melania x Narnia
December 15, 2024 at 3:39 PM
It’s giving Melania x Narnia
Special thanks to my lovely boy, who spent his weekend making up 500 of these packs and only required very minimal bribes ❤️
Keep yourself safe this party season - and make it worth his while - by swinging past our stand today. My colleagues will be back at 3pm.
Keep yourself safe this party season - and make it worth his while - by swinging past our stand today. My colleagues will be back at 3pm.
December 13, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Special thanks to my lovely boy, who spent his weekend making up 500 of these packs and only required very minimal bribes ❤️
Keep yourself safe this party season - and make it worth his while - by swinging past our stand today. My colleagues will be back at 3pm.
Keep yourself safe this party season - and make it worth his while - by swinging past our stand today. My colleagues will be back at 3pm.
I spent my morning in Central Station handing out free party packs to ensure Glasgow revellers don’t wake up tomorrow with a nasty hangover and some bad memories.
December 13, 2024 at 10:05 AM
I spent my morning in Central Station handing out free party packs to ensure Glasgow revellers don’t wake up tomorrow with a nasty hangover and some bad memories.
Spotted the big man doing some shopping in Princes Square
December 8, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Spotted the big man doing some shopping in Princes Square
Me, a Christmas Fayre volunteer, when someone asks for a strip from each book
December 7, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Me, a Christmas Fayre volunteer, when someone asks for a strip from each book
Throwback to the shortbread in Malawi (really!)
December 4, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Throwback to the shortbread in Malawi (really!)
Me leaving Glasgow to work in London for two days
December 4, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Me leaving Glasgow to work in London for two days
My dad made my son aware of the existence of a £40 Pokemon card advent calendar. So, of course my son was going on and on about getting one. And of course I had to tell my dad off.
My dad responded by making Pokemon card advent calendars.
My dad responded by making Pokemon card advent calendars.
December 1, 2024 at 8:05 PM
My dad made my son aware of the existence of a £40 Pokemon card advent calendar. So, of course my son was going on and on about getting one. And of course I had to tell my dad off.
My dad responded by making Pokemon card advent calendars.
My dad responded by making Pokemon card advent calendars.
When in Edinburgh, red trousers (tights)
December 1, 2024 at 10:44 AM
When in Edinburgh, red trousers (tights)
