Biggest pet peeve: When someone new gets on the elevator but doesn’t press the button to close the doors

Today's lesson discusses the American health care system for those in countries where their system provides care for free or reasonable fees. 👇

Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:

When the person at the register compliments the cover of the book which you found in the deep, dark crevices of Barnes & Noble 😎

“Bodega Cats” might be the best profile of all time.

This is Teddy. He just finished his first Thanksgiving feast. Immediately proceeded to his new favorite tradition, the post-feast nap. 12/10

My favorite holiday is my bestie’s birthday ♥️

This Thanksgiving, we are thankful that other hate infested hell-site is no longer the only game in town 🙏🏽 🦃

Space is so pretty

I want to wish a particularly Happy Thanksgiving to those whose memories extend all the way back to pre-Election Day

You can learn a lot about our new POTUS just by looking at, I dunno, everything he's ever done and remembering that he's a career criminal, rapist, con man, sexual predator and stuff