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"Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, ride me high, tomorrow's the day Wally Walrus gonna come, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, we gonna fly, down in the hollow tree..."
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
"Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, ride me high, tomorrow's the day Wally Walrus gonna come, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, we gonna fly, down in the hollow tree..."
"Look, Wynona.. I don't think we can call it a PhobeCatesHarpie or the JenniferJasonLamia, and AllySheedyFromTheBlackLagoon is a total non-starter."
"DemiGorgon?"
".......fine."
"DemiGorgon?"
".......fine."
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
"Look, Wynona.. I don't think we can call it a PhobeCatesHarpie or the JenniferJasonLamia, and AllySheedyFromTheBlackLagoon is a total non-starter."
"DemiGorgon?"
".......fine."
"DemiGorgon?"
".......fine."
Wasn't "Squirrels and Pearls" the lesser known followup to "Diamonds and Rust"?
December 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Wasn't "Squirrels and Pearls" the lesser known followup to "Diamonds and Rust"?
Grateful Dead Milkmen At Work
December 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Grateful Dead Milkmen At Work
The Green Mill, way uptown on Lawrence and Broadway. Or really any neighborhood tavern with an Old Style or Hamm's sign. Raise the shot to your drinking partners, then tap it on the bar and down the hatch...
December 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The Green Mill, way uptown on Lawrence and Broadway. Or really any neighborhood tavern with an Old Style or Hamm's sign. Raise the shot to your drinking partners, then tap it on the bar and down the hatch...
I dig how it's even money whether this is blatant hypocrisy in service of shameless trolling or a true ignorance of the history of immigration...
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I dig how it's even money whether this is blatant hypocrisy in service of shameless trolling or a true ignorance of the history of immigration...
Is that paid by commission or do they work for scale?
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Is that paid by commission or do they work for scale?
I rented a car in Europe, assuring them that despite being American I was comfortable with manual transmission Apparently now there's a 'collar' under the knob on the stick shift column that needs to be pulled up to get it in reverse. It was rough going for a few minutes until sorted out...
December 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I rented a car in Europe, assuring them that despite being American I was comfortable with manual transmission Apparently now there's a 'collar' under the knob on the stick shift column that needs to be pulled up to get it in reverse. It was rough going for a few minutes until sorted out...
On Her Majesty's Secret Santa, The Spy Who Liked Me (but not LIKE-liked me), Skymall
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
On Her Majesty's Secret Santa, The Spy Who Liked Me (but not LIKE-liked me), Skymall
"To be, not even a question. It's way nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." Tiny Tim Act 3, Scene 1
December 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"To be, not even a question. It's way nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." Tiny Tim Act 3, Scene 1
Hee-eee-eee, eee-eee-eee, eee-eee-eee*, ere we aaaaaaaaaare,
(* force fit pentatonic scale triplets, all the vibrato that's fit to cram)
(* force fit pentatonic scale triplets, all the vibrato that's fit to cram)
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hee-eee-eee, eee-eee-eee, eee-eee-eee*, ere we aaaaaaaaaare,
(* force fit pentatonic scale triplets, all the vibrato that's fit to cram)
(* force fit pentatonic scale triplets, all the vibrato that's fit to cram)
The past, like Tiny Tim, is never dead. It's not even past, again, much like Tiny Tim...
December 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The past, like Tiny Tim, is never dead. It's not even past, again, much like Tiny Tim...
Columbo sidestepped this issue perfectly by showing the murderer in action right up front, and turning the Whodunit into a Howdoweproveit...
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Columbo sidestepped this issue perfectly by showing the murderer in action right up front, and turning the Whodunit into a Howdoweproveit...
Continental Europe is all right side like the USA, but manual transmission (stick shift) is much more common. Keep in mind if you're going to rent/borrow a car...
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Continental Europe is all right side like the USA, but manual transmission (stick shift) is much more common. Keep in mind if you're going to rent/borrow a car...
The Eagles (That Could Have Just Flown Them To Mordor In The First Place)
December 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The Eagles (That Could Have Just Flown Them To Mordor In The First Place)
Do you have a chart in bass clef?
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Do you have a chart in bass clef?
King Sturdevant! Thanks for posting a remembrance of this memorable one-off character. Condolences to all in the wake of this tragedy...
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
King Sturdevant! Thanks for posting a remembrance of this memorable one-off character. Condolences to all in the wake of this tragedy...
It's the same with "Kill all the lawyers", which always gets misleadingly attributed to "Shakespeare" like it's his personal philosophy, rather than by a character whose ambitions are thwarted by the law...
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It's the same with "Kill all the lawyers", which always gets misleadingly attributed to "Shakespeare" like it's his personal philosophy, rather than by a character whose ambitions are thwarted by the law...
Crazy Santa followed me and he caught me in the fog,
He said I'll fix your sleigh if you take Max my dog,
I said wait a minute Santa, isn't Max from The Grinch?
He said I suppose, but it rhymes in a pinch...
(and he follows this one up with a fairly straightforward rendition of Almost Cut My Hair..
He said I'll fix your sleigh if you take Max my dog,
I said wait a minute Santa, isn't Max from The Grinch?
He said I suppose, but it rhymes in a pinch...
(and he follows this one up with a fairly straightforward rendition of Almost Cut My Hair..
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Crazy Santa followed me and he caught me in the fog,
He said I'll fix your sleigh if you take Max my dog,
I said wait a minute Santa, isn't Max from The Grinch?
He said I suppose, but it rhymes in a pinch...
(and he follows this one up with a fairly straightforward rendition of Almost Cut My Hair..
He said I'll fix your sleigh if you take Max my dog,
I said wait a minute Santa, isn't Max from The Grinch?
He said I suppose, but it rhymes in a pinch...
(and he follows this one up with a fairly straightforward rendition of Almost Cut My Hair..
But once the Ice Age hits, they'll all get into (for the Metal fans in the reading public) Mastodon (likewise for those that dig Chicago tenor/B3 jazz) Sabertooth...
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
But once the Ice Age hits, they'll all get into (for the Metal fans in the reading public) Mastodon (likewise for those that dig Chicago tenor/B3 jazz) Sabertooth...
Oh, Lord, stuck in Lulea again...
December 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oh, Lord, stuck in Lulea again...
I'm still trying to figure out why John Fogerty was singing about a Swedish Hiker...
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm still trying to figure out why John Fogerty was singing about a Swedish Hiker...
We've long had turkey burgers, salmon burgers etc and have managed to discern... And the original wasn't a 'ham' 'burger', it was a 'Hamburg' 'er', so there's that. This is worse than Watergate-gate....
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
We've long had turkey burgers, salmon burgers etc and have managed to discern... And the original wasn't a 'ham' 'burger', it was a 'Hamburg' 'er', so there's that. This is worse than Watergate-gate....
Metaphor The Turnstiles
Journey Through The Past Participle
Homonym-grown
(maybe partial credit for Portmanteau for the Well To Do...)
Journey Through The Past Participle
Homonym-grown
(maybe partial credit for Portmanteau for the Well To Do...)
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Metaphor The Turnstiles
Journey Through The Past Participle
Homonym-grown
(maybe partial credit for Portmanteau for the Well To Do...)
Journey Through The Past Participle
Homonym-grown
(maybe partial credit for Portmanteau for the Well To Do...)