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helloe // Toitū te Tiriti!
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helloe.bsky.social
Necrons as well
A screenshot from dialogue in "Battlefleet Gothic: Armada 2". A necron overlord is asking what a Primarch is, to which their Cryptek responds "Their leader, Great One. Like them, but taller, I understand. Not to be underestimated."
August 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
helloe.bsky.social
cast ice barrage on him
a light blue-tinted cat with an ice barrage from old school runescape edited over the top. the cat has taken 71 damage.
July 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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not quite the same, but this reminded me of Swann from SC2
a detailed drawing of Rory Swann, the chief engineer of Starcraft 2's Hyperion. He is facing the viewer from the front at a slight angle. His right arm has been replaced with a mechanical doohickey (technical term) from the elbow down, and looks similar to a vice wrench, which he holds in his other hand. He is wearing a sleeveless vest and industrial pants with tools slung from his belt. His clothes and pouches are all warm colours (dusty orange, beige, and brown). He has a grey mutton chop moustache and short hair held back by goggles on his forehead.
April 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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an edited image of vice president J.D. Vance with puffed cheeks and an overall baby face, with a backdrop of the stock market free-falling.
April 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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A snippet of a mathematical expression. it reads 2 ( n i + m ). "i" is the imaginary number, the square root of negative 1. the equation in the picture shows an abstraction of a complex number, multiplied by 2. everything is two complex (numbers)
February 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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a picture of philosopher René Descartes, famous for saying "cogito ergo sum" which translates to "i think, therefore i am". the picture has "I am" lazily placed in the top-right corner of the painting.
February 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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a player in Old School Runescape casting the spell Ice Barrage, encasing their opponent in a block of ice. It's a very common PvP spell.
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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an edited picture of Yui Hirasawa from the anime K-ON! wearing a bucket hat with a silver fern on it and an old-fashioned all blacks jersey. she is holding a big ben steak and cheese pie in her right hand, and a bottle of speights beer in the other. in the background, you can see a Māori wharenui and some new zealand greenery.
January 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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a screenshot of a youtube video titled "I Beat Runescape's Final Boss on a Vegan Ironman" by a youtuber called "Vegan Vs Zuk". The thumbnail shows their player character wearing a stylised void knight ranged set, alongside a cosmetic cabbage cape, aiming a Craw's bow at TzKal-Zuk, the final boss of Runescape's greatest challenge.
January 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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weird liberal dying on some hill about how Regan, Obama, and Clinton were all so much better than trump

what a weirdo
a reply to a skeet from Albert Flasher which says the following: "No one is glossing over ANYTHING. It's just a meme poking fun at Donald (the orange asshole) Trump. I'm sorry the point of the meme went over your head. Sheeesh!" two more skeets from Albert Flasher which read: "Okay, you've piqued my interest. Just what did Barack Obama do that irritates you enough to complain about a basic meme pointing out Trump's ignorance? is it his use of drones to fight global terrorism? Perhaps it was because he wore a tan suit to the White House?" "Since I'm not worth your time, imma do both of us a favour: you'll be blocked in 3...2...1... (BUH BYE!)" with a crying laughing emoji to boot
November 24, 2024 at 6:13 AM
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just made it lol
a small screenshot of a window's taskbar, showing the keyboard language (MRI for te reo Māori), the time and date, and a notification symbol with 3 unread notifications. The time reads 10:44pm, and the date is 1/11/2024. There is a small text box above the highlighted time and date section which reads "Friday, 1 November 2024"
November 1, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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any excuse to show off the Bob Semple
a black and white picture of the most glorious invention by proud New Zealanders - the Bob Semple Tank. It has the base of a tractor and uses corrugated iron in part of its armour. It has comically small guns sticking out at odd angles of it's main chassis, and an armoured turret with an equally pathetic gun. It looks like a small breeze would topple it over. The boxy chassis does absolutely nothing to help its case.
August 24, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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old school runescape is great cos u can just tell the cops "no" and they can't do shit
an old school runescape player (me) is chopping a redwood tree when a pillory guard accosts her and says "Come and be locked up, chlodotexe!". There is an option menu over the guard, displaying the various options available to the player. The highlighted option is "Dismiss Pillory Guard".
August 12, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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well with my monopoly money, $1.50 for a "NY-style" slice sounds pretty good right now
( for context - NZD 7.50 is about USD 4.50 )
A screenshot of the prices of a NZ restaurant called "Sal's Pizza", which specialises in NY-style pizza. There are many different kinds of pizza available, but an 18-inch pie slice will set you back at least $7.50 in New Zealand Dollars, which is roughly equivalent to $4.50 US
August 12, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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"Já?" "Já!" "Já." "Skip-" "Ég v-" "Atr-" "Samþ-" "Já." "Já?" "Atr-" "Ég v-" "Skip-" "Já." "Skip-" "Já?" "Já!" "Skip-" "Skip-"
A low-resolution image of an Ulfsark, a basic Norse infantry unit from the game "Age of Mythology". They are seen wearing a bear pelt, with the head of the bear acting as a hood, a small shield on their right arm, and a gold bracelet on their left. They are not wearing anything on their chest. They are holding a vicious-looking double-headed two-handed axe.
August 11, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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A statue of the Path of Exile goddesses Lunaris (left) and Solaris (right). Both are clad in revealing, flowing dresses. Lunaris wears a stylized corinthian (greek) helmet with silvery blue colour scheme. She holds war glaives in a crescent moon pattern in both hands, and is posed leaping towards her sister, Solaris. Solaris has bronze colouring on her dress and equipment, holding a shield parallel to her arm deflecting her sister's glaive in her right hand, and a reverse grip on a spear in her left, aimed at Lunaris. she has a bronze tiara adorning her head with a red gem at its centre.
August 9, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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Look at this bow. It might not be the same as the previous image, but tech in sports is going to make things look *weird*, and that also comes down to technique.

if it's dumb, and it works, it's not dumb.

archers will have their own ways of getting a reliable technique, and some of them look weird
A photo of Canadian archer Crispin Duenas competing in the recuve division of the 2023 Santiago Pan-American games. His has just released the string on his bow and his arrow is in mid-flight. His bow has lots of doohickeys on it - a fancy sight, a stabilizer, and two side rods. The bow looks weird.
August 3, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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and here's some hearts ( redemption prayers ) i made of each of the skills, in order on the skill menu :3
coloured overhead prayers representing each skill in osrs. each heart has a main colour, and a trim around the outside, the first colour is the main colour, followed by the trim. in order from left to right, top to bottom, the skills and their colours are: Attack - deep red, gold Hitpoints - white, red Mining - rock grey, pale blue Strength - green, red Agility - deep blue, red Smithing - rock grey, gold Defence - baby blue, cream Herblore - bright green, gold Fishing - pale blue, gold Ranging - earth green, wood brown Thieving - pale purple, black Cooking - royal purple, red Prayer - white, gold Crafting - wood brown, gold Firemaking - orange, gold Magic - cream, blue Fletching - teal, gold Woodcutting - wood brown, forest green Runecraft - white, dull gold Slayer - black, red Farming - leaf green, pale green Construction - darker cream, dull gold Hunter - beige, dark brown
July 13, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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bonus image of peeps who couldn't make it to the island
an very pixellated, zoomed-in image of a good friend and my gf ( blahaj blast ) on the cliff overlooking the max island
July 13, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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finally maxxed my old school runescape account :3
my character getting 99 runecraft at the nature altar, surrounded by clanmates and friends i fooled them by getting 99 prayer as well, using an ash sanctifier and my gf finishing off a bloodveld :3c and since bloodvelds were my slayer task, i got 99 slayer as well :3c On the max skillcape island, which you need 99 in woodcutting, agility, mining, strength, and construction to even reach, with the max skillcape on
July 13, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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a joke post about "old school woke scape". it features an alligator in rainbow colours called an AliGAYtor, a lesser-bian demon, an option for gender being "yes" or "no", pronoun options with 72 slots, a banthem, antifa potions, mansplain amulet, TRANSestral robes, and a new skill - gender studies. it's a good image.
July 10, 2024 at 7:58 AM
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the card art for the yu-gi-oh card "chosen path", picturing a person standing at a long winding crossroads, with a pristine castle to the left which is covered by raena's profile picture, and the right path leading to a spooky manor with a thunderstorm brewing, covered by vivi's profile picture
July 2, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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i've been infected by the dark elf (druchii) brainworms and now i am going to make that all your problem.

first though, not the wh40k dark elves (right), the warhammer fantasy dark elves (left)!
artwork depicting a druchii dreadlord. she is clad in black armour with gold flourishing and trims, with impractically pointy pauldrons. she has her white hair fashioned in a top knot ponytail, and wears a gold pointy mask which covers her nose and mouth. artwork depicting a dark eldar lady. she has very few spikes compared to most of her kin, and her armour is almost practical-looking.
June 6, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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an edited page from a children's book, depicting cartoon bunnies piling into a shared burrow. the burrow is shown as a vertical slice, showing the grass, and a few tunnels which lead into the pile of bunnies. there is text on the side, which reads "There are tunnels underground where bunnies are safe - safe from discourse". the words "from discourse" are obviously edited in.
June 5, 2024 at 8:43 AM
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wooahh ive never been in one of these circles before....
is there a blusky word for oomf? hmm...

pic related
A customised UNO "reverse card". It has the colour scheme of the transgender flag, with a white border, and a long oval which is skewed slightly to the left, coloured with the pink from the transgender flag. the rest of the image has the blue colour from the transgender flag. also, <3
June 1, 2024 at 3:30 AM