Delta Bloom
@hellodeltabloom.bsky.social
Public Universal Friend (with benefits)
@hellodeltabloom on insta
@urdadshouse right now
@hellodeltabloom on insta
@urdadshouse right now
Yo this is like that movie Don’t Look Up, insofar as I never laugh and am frequently embarrassed
February 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Yo this is like that movie Don’t Look Up, insofar as I never laugh and am frequently embarrassed
CNN footage of teens wearing little sailor suits and licking big lollies
Newscaster: they’re calling it peeweeing
Newscaster: they’re calling it peeweeing
January 31, 2025 at 11:44 AM
CNN footage of teens wearing little sailor suits and licking big lollies
Newscaster: they’re calling it peeweeing
Newscaster: they’re calling it peeweeing
My very existence is a protest I cry as I tumble into your wedding cake, annihilating the vibe
January 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
My very existence is a protest I cry as I tumble into your wedding cake, annihilating the vibe
When I ask on Grindr “do u host” what I mean is has someone already laid their eggs inside you
January 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
When I ask on Grindr “do u host” what I mean is has someone already laid their eggs inside you
Emilia Perez has done more harm to the trans community than Elf Bars
January 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Emilia Perez has done more harm to the trans community than Elf Bars
If the Pod Save America Guy took the Nutty Professor drug he would turn into Colin Jost
January 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If the Pod Save America Guy took the Nutty Professor drug he would turn into Colin Jost
I apologise for lying. There were worries if not.
January 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I apologise for lying. There were worries if not.
Trump just signed an executive order demanding an Emilia Perez 2. Does his cruelty to the trans community know no end?
January 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Trump just signed an executive order demanding an Emilia Perez 2. Does his cruelty to the trans community know no end?
I see a lot of ppl giving advice online and I cannot stress enough just how 23 years old some of those ppl are
January 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I see a lot of ppl giving advice online and I cannot stress enough just how 23 years old some of those ppl are
Been tryna work on my back bend but I keep leaving grubby little Gollum prints on all the walls. Humbling.
January 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Been tryna work on my back bend but I keep leaving grubby little Gollum prints on all the walls. Humbling.
Convincing cinephile chasers to send me money so I can “keep physical media alive” and then showing up a week later with a huge ass and lips
January 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Convincing cinephile chasers to send me money so I can “keep physical media alive” and then showing up a week later with a huge ass and lips
Art should not be made by AI it should be made by the children of other famous people
January 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Art should not be made by AI it should be made by the children of other famous people
They should do another show like Seth Meyers where it’s just another guy who looks weirdly guilty reminiscing about office life with former co-workers.
January 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
They should do another show like Seth Meyers where it’s just another guy who looks weirdly guilty reminiscing about office life with former co-workers.
If someone uses the word “biologically” they’re about to say some Christian shit
January 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If someone uses the word “biologically” they’re about to say some Christian shit
Guy with inherited wealth voice: save physical media
January 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Guy with inherited wealth voice: save physical media
I love how a Netflix movie will start with like… California Dreaming playing over a drone shot of the Hollywood sign and then a subtitle will come up saying “Hollywood, California”
January 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I love how a Netflix movie will start with like… California Dreaming playing over a drone shot of the Hollywood sign and then a subtitle will come up saying “Hollywood, California”
St Bartholomew the Flayed
January 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
St Bartholomew the Flayed
One unexpected side effect of estrogen is that sometimes you see your reflection and go oh shit what’s my mum doing here
January 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
One unexpected side effect of estrogen is that sometimes you see your reflection and go oh shit what’s my mum doing here
You’re upset about Norbert dying, but yesterday I had to unfollow one of those weird hairless cats cos it started posting AI MAGA memes
January 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You’re upset about Norbert dying, but yesterday I had to unfollow one of those weird hairless cats cos it started posting AI MAGA memes
Hell yeah I use creatine.
Creatine a scene in public.
Creatine a scene in public.
January 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hell yeah I use creatine.
Creatine a scene in public.
Creatine a scene in public.
It’s weird that PeeWee Herman has posthumously been outed. I didn’t know he was dead but was p sure he was gay so I guess technically he came out as dead
January 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s weird that PeeWee Herman has posthumously been outed. I didn’t know he was dead but was p sure he was gay so I guess technically he came out as dead
Ugh gross I just deadusernamed my self
January 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Ugh gross I just deadusernamed my self
On the very minute chance that someone on this thing ever wonders if @hellodabwood is still around the answer is kinda
January 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
On the very minute chance that someone on this thing ever wonders if @hellodabwood is still around the answer is kinda
Everybody talks about the male loneliness epidemic but not the male unfuckability epidemic which is more pressing imo
January 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Everybody talks about the male loneliness epidemic but not the male unfuckability epidemic which is more pressing imo