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Here Comes the Apocalypse
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Disasters are getting more common and scary. 😱😭 Do you have a disaster plan? You need one. (Sorry not sorry.) Let’s do it together.

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Welcome to no-man's land! 😵‍💫 It's the week between Christmas and New Year's when you become a listless sack of potatoes. If you are getting bored scrolling on your phone waiting for the next family outing, DO THESE THINGS!

#lifehacks #newyearsresolution #protip #parenting #herecomestheapocalypse
December 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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merry christmas, ya filthy animals. save some emergency food for santa. 🎅

#happyholidays #haim #bucketdrummer #funny #greenscreen #meme #memes #videomemes #humor
#merrychristmas #chistmas #holidays #christmas2025 #lol #darkhumor
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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a very happy apocalypsemas to all who celebrate. 💥

#santa #merrychristmas #greenscreen #funny #herecomestheapocalypse #darkhumor #pollution #xmas #xmas2025 #humor #memes
December 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Thinking about bad things happening to you is not a great way to spend your time. 🚫

Instead, think through how you'll react in emergencies that seem likely to affect you. ✅

💡Even better, write it down with our guides!

#mentalhealth #lifehack #parenting #naturaldisasters #herecomestheapocalypse
December 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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It's cold and flu season! 🤮 You're probably ready to restock the basics. Gather them up while you're buying those last minute presents and make a point of replacing that first aid kit that mysteriously went missing in August.

#firstaid #parenting #disasterprep #herecomestheapocalypse #didyouknow
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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it's the ghost of christmas yet to come! 👻 make a plan for evacuating your pets and practice it. house fires are more likely during the holidays. 💀☃️

#cats #catmemes #humor #funny #darkhumor #ghosts #haunted #emergencies #disaster #planner #greenscreen #funny #memes #herecomestheapocalypse
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Get prepared with some good vibes and motivating whimsy Not “strict father” vibes. You can do it, especially if no one is yelling at you. Order your Disaster Bundle before 12/15 for delivery before 12/25. Start today!

#giftguide #speedracer #greenscreen #giftsformom #herecomestheapocalypse
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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The Disaster Playbook is your key to getting prepared and staying motivated the entire time! It’s Humorous, easy to use, & practical. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The Bundle makes a thoughtful gift for anyone with anxiety (hint: all of us).

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December 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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don't forget your pets. ❤️ The Disaster Playbook covers all the bases without making you feel like a crazy person. get started today!

#giftguide #dogs #holidaygifts #giftsforher #parenting #herecomestheapocalypse #furbabies #furfamily #furfriends #goodestboy #family #giftideas #xmas #xmasgifts
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Trying to get prepared on a budget? Use clean soda bottles for water storage. Storing water in milk jugs will only bring you a world of pain. 🤮

#funfact #trivia #waterstorage #disasters #didyouknow #facts #water #survivalskills #safety #preparedness #prep #prepper #education #herecomestheapocalypse
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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as the nice man says: do it, lady. 👀

#doitlady #funny #greenscreen #memes #funnymemes #videomemes #humor #lol #planning #prepare #prepared #prep #moms #emergencyplan #disasterplan #whatsyourplan #emergency #whattodo #planner #families #chit #herecomestheapocalypse
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Give the gift of preparedness! 10/10 Unhinged Women™️ agree — The Disaster Playbook is the right choice for you and your loved ones.

#cybermonday #giftsformom #giftsfordad #giftguide #herecomestheapocalypse #gifts #christmas2025 #holidays #giftideas #family #womenowned #giftguides #goodideas
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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a lethal dose of peanut butter for an average human is about 28lb. good thing that only applies in a single sitting, since the average American eats about 4lbs each year! Add emergency peanut butter to your supplies 🥜🥜🥜

#greenscreen #funny #horse #nomnom #peanutbutter #herecomestheapocalypse
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Test. Your. Gear. Make sure it’s not useless when you really need it. 💀

@disasterclasspodcast #bugoutbag #disasterprep #herecomestheapocalypse #gobag #whoops #emergency #plan #planner #podcasts #disaster #howto #tips #facts #didyouknow #truth
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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you can enjoy it or not, but you are going in the carrier for everyone's safety. i wish you were the one carrying me around in a big mesh bag, to be honest with you. 🦮

#greenscreen #funny #linger #herecomestheapocalpyse #meme #humor #emergency #lol #disaster #prep #prepared #moms #darkhumor
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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😞

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November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Water, water everywhere and so many drops to drink! Storing water is important, but you should also be aware of additional last-resort water sources in case things get dicey. 

#survivaltips #preparedness #waterwars #herecomestheapocalypse #facts
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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If your disaster requires quick decisions and well-informed reactions, having spent six months collecting gear and food (without making any real plans) will not help you. Get prepared with the Disaster Playbook.
#disasterclasspodcast #motivational #parenting #practicaltips #herecomestheapocalypse
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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the five things i can see are five people who are also freaking out. NAMASTE. 🙏

#greenscreen #pinkpantheress #illegal #funny #herecomestheapocalypse
#meme #memes #lol #laughtokeepfromcrying #mentalhealth #panic #nws #extremeweather #emergency #hurricanes #tornado #floods #fires #heatwave #earth
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
helloapocalypse.bsky.social
Remember last Halloween when there was still a chance for us to rebuild our democracy? 🎃 Vote in your local elections this year! Local and state politics set the stage for national policies. Happy Halloweeeeen! 👹👹👹👹

#halloween #performanceart #getoutthevote #herecomestheapocalypse
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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We're serious about disaster preparedness, but we're NOT trying to turn you into a bunker queen. If you think disaster prep is too hard, try it the practical and entertaining way with the Disaster Playbook.

#disasterprep #gobag #parenting #lifehack #safetyhack #emergency #herecomestheapocalypse
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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now that they're tearing down the white house to update the bunker under it, maybe it's time to clock that we are standing on business. 🙃

#disasterrecovery #FEMA #justinbieber #greenscreen #funny #herecomestheapocalypse
#bunker #whitehouse #emergency #planning #disasters #disasterplanning #memes
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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to be fair, there probably isn't any FEMA money left to send keyboard-playing horses to disaster recovery areas even if they wanted to misuse the funds. 🐴

#meme #horses #greenscreen #herecomestheapocalypse #governmentshutdown #america #merica #fema #emergency #memes #darkhumor #unfunny #funny
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Normalcy bias is doing its best to keep you from being debilitatingly stressed out, but it is also putting you in a pickle. 🥒 Disasters are real and they DO affect people like us all the time. We should do some disaster prep. Start today!

#normalcybias #cognitivetrap #herecomestheapocalypse #facts
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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AOC, you are invited to the zombie-repellent duck compound 🤗

#apocalypse #ducks #greenscreen #funny #aoc #AlexandriaOcasioCortez #memes #humor #funnymemes #politics #herecomestheapocalypse
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM