Kristin
@hello--kristin.bsky.social
i have a love hate relationship with most things.
I now am in possession of one Very Thick Tooth
October 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I now am in possession of one Very Thick Tooth
Unfortunately I am horny for hozier again
September 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Unfortunately I am horny for hozier again
Legit thought that biohacking rich dude trying to reverse his age was like 55 based on the sight of him.
HE IS ONLY 47 he looks way older he is achieving the opposite!!!!!
HE IS ONLY 47 he looks way older he is achieving the opposite!!!!!
August 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Legit thought that biohacking rich dude trying to reverse his age was like 55 based on the sight of him.
HE IS ONLY 47 he looks way older he is achieving the opposite!!!!!
HE IS ONLY 47 he looks way older he is achieving the opposite!!!!!
Ok so I was having a hard time getting into #severance until ep 3 when Mark does the little step/move out of the exhibit area. Sold me. No clue why. Just fully sold me.
March 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Ok so I was having a hard time getting into #severance until ep 3 when Mark does the little step/move out of the exhibit area. Sold me. No clue why. Just fully sold me.
Hey @schumer.senate.gov you look sticky. You’re also a bad person with piss poor morals.
March 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov you look sticky. You’re also a bad person with piss poor morals.
Hi if you were sitting next to our table at brunch I promise I don’t have Covid. I’m not contagious I’m just full of snot. :(
March 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hi if you were sitting next to our table at brunch I promise I don’t have Covid. I’m not contagious I’m just full of snot. :(
I am in severe pain today ☺️
March 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I am in severe pain today ☺️
It’s not Covid but I do have a wicked cough and my fucking lungs hurt so bronchitis? On top of everything else. V cool.
March 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It’s not Covid but I do have a wicked cough and my fucking lungs hurt so bronchitis? On top of everything else. V cool.
After rigorous scientific study, it’s been determined that my boobs weigh 3 pounds each.
March 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
After rigorous scientific study, it’s been determined that my boobs weigh 3 pounds each.
Every day I wake up hoping to see that he died and every day I am disappointed
March 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Every day I wake up hoping to see that he died and every day I am disappointed
Cancelling my prime subscription finally .
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February 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Cancelling my prime subscription finally .
So the house next door has had two deaths in <4 years. Time to tear it down?
February 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
So the house next door has had two deaths in <4 years. Time to tear it down?
So where did Alan get the baby doll head brooch? #thetraitorsus
February 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
So where did Alan get the baby doll head brooch? #thetraitorsus
The only thing I really know about Drake is that he played Jimmy in Degrassi and his most memorable episode is about his (soft) penis.
February 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The only thing I really know about Drake is that he played Jimmy in Degrassi and his most memorable episode is about his (soft) penis.
Lose 5 pounds in one day with this little trick- norovirus!
February 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Lose 5 pounds in one day with this little trick- norovirus!
Me hearing about how GrEaT severance is over and over and over and over again as someone who hasn’t watched it:
February 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Me hearing about how GrEaT severance is over and over and over and over again as someone who hasn’t watched it:
Work was so awful I almost forgot about how the country is also so awful.
February 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Work was so awful I almost forgot about how the country is also so awful.
Every second of every day for the past month basically.
February 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Every second of every day for the past month basically.
Took a barre class for the first time and they were the peppiest, most high energy people I have ever met. In my life.
I signed up for 8 classes a month. 😭
I signed up for 8 classes a month. 😭
February 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Took a barre class for the first time and they were the peppiest, most high energy people I have ever met. In my life.
I signed up for 8 classes a month. 😭
I signed up for 8 classes a month. 😭
We are playing Strip Choose your Own Adventure. It’s quite a slow strip 😂😂😂😂😂😂
February 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
We are playing Strip Choose your Own Adventure. It’s quite a slow strip 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a history grad, watching all this happen is just terrifying, because ~everything is following a pattern we’ve seen before.
But that pattern also means, eventually, at some point, things will get better again. Maybe not in the near future but…
Anyways. That’s what I keep telling myself.
But that pattern also means, eventually, at some point, things will get better again. Maybe not in the near future but…
Anyways. That’s what I keep telling myself.
February 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
As a history grad, watching all this happen is just terrifying, because ~everything is following a pattern we’ve seen before.
But that pattern also means, eventually, at some point, things will get better again. Maybe not in the near future but…
Anyways. That’s what I keep telling myself.
But that pattern also means, eventually, at some point, things will get better again. Maybe not in the near future but…
Anyways. That’s what I keep telling myself.
One of the cutest things I’ve seen in a kids book- cast bios! 😭😭😭 from The Hiccupotamus by Aaron Zens
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
One of the cutest things I’ve seen in a kids book- cast bios! 😭😭😭 from The Hiccupotamus by Aaron Zens
How existing in this timeline feels
February 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
How existing in this timeline feels
YOLO I’m buying all the sims packs and never coming up for air again.
January 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
YOLO I’m buying all the sims packs and never coming up for air again.
On top of ~everything, a pressure headache?
I am truly gods least favorite mistake.
I am truly gods least favorite mistake.
January 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
On top of ~everything, a pressure headache?
I am truly gods least favorite mistake.
I am truly gods least favorite mistake.