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hellhouse501c3.bsky.social
hell house 501(c)3
@hellhouse501c3.bsky.social
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elis | boston | audhd | chronic pain

if jess mariano were a nonbinary lesbian, oh wait… 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

every single one of my posts is a high post so if i’m a bad poster, imagine how much funnier i’d be if i didn’t have chronic pain😶‍🌫️

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now reading (and loving!) bloom by @delilahsdawson.bsky.social
Cover of Bloom by Delilah S. Dawson. A woman’s face is half muscle, half skin and she’s hidden amidst many flowers. A blurb from Rachel Harrison says “Every page drips with delicious dread. This bite-size tale is perfectly wicked.” Below the title, it says “When sweet romance turns deadly…” in red.
August 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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guess the wolf’s out of the bag
Elis, a white nonbinary lesbian with bright green hair, wearing black overalls, a black bra, and a black hat with a red rose that says “Fuck you / Have a nice day.” They’re wearing the Colorpop X Twilight New Moon lip kit in Bella! Where The Hell Have You Been, Loca? It’s a warm brown color and I’ve put Maybelline Lifter Gloss in 003 Moon over the top. Elis is smiling wide with teeth showing (rare).
August 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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dress to impress
Elis, a white nonbinary lesbian with green shoulder-length hair, in deep blue eyeshadow and lipstick. They’re wearing a black two-piece dress with blue and purple flowers on green vines and their huge boobs are just out.
August 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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back from the near-dead
Elis, a white nonbinary lesbian with green hair, wearing a gray flaming skull t-shirt and a black snapback with a red rose on it. The hat also says “FUCK YOU. Have a nice day.” Elis is smiling and looking pretty damn healthy for someone who nearly got intubated
August 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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boo
Chocolate ice cream in a cup with the cone on and with whipped cream. An eye sits on the whipped cream, oozing red sauce. Out of the cup come two fingers, looking like they’re going to pilot the sundae away with the help of the eye.
July 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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“how’s it going?”
WRASSLIN GOD AND YOU
Blue text 1: Okay, first temp checks Blue text 2: 101 POINT FUCKING TWO Blue text 3: I CAN’T WIN Blue text 4: This better be fixed up by 6:15 because I swear to gawddddd Grey text: it’s only 40 mins ago you took that tylenol Blue text: He doesn’t want to see me coming: a pissed off dead Sicilian coming down off pneumonia? I’ll tell that dude he better make me a saint on the spot
July 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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A glowing white ghost boy in the dark with the caption I’M COLD.
July 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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A black glittery background with the words “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME” in white. Selfie of Elis, a white nonbinary lesbian, with green hair, a brown and black tie dye crop shirt with white mushrooms on it, and black shorts. They’re wearing leopard print sunnies.
July 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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A black glittery background with the words “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME” in white. Selfie of Elis, a white nonbinary lesbian, with green hair, a brown and black tie dye crop shirt with white mushrooms on it, and black shorts. They’re wearing leopard print sunnies.
July 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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g is for green is for growth
A selfie of Elis, a white nonbinary lesbian, with their eyes closed. Their hair is a bright swampy green, their eye makeup is apple and lime colored glitter, and their lip gloss is remarkably shiny.
July 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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pre-birthday pt 1
Elis, a white nonbinary lesbian, wearing a black dress with bows on the spaghetti straps. Their red hair is up in a messy ponytail with a pink glittery accessory and the front pulled down into chunky face-framing strands. They’re wearing gold jewelry and gold glittery/shimmery makeup.
July 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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my roommate saw my id without context and asked who “that man” was, no way i’m gonna sit around all night and think about that or anything
“That man,” AKA a close-up picture of me, a white nonbinary lesbian, in 2021, when I had my hair clippered to maybe a 5-guard on the sides. The top is a couple inches long and tousled with product. I look much more masculine than I currently present.
July 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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nah i got it
Elis, a white nonbinary lesbian, sits in the shade of the backyard. Their shoulder-length auburn hair is pulled up halfway and they’re wearing gold drop earrings with blue pendants, a gold chain, and a silver necklace with a pot leaf in a circle. They have a cyber sigil butterfly tattoo on their bicep. They’re wearing bold plum lipstick, they have blue eyeliner on their top lid and sea foam eyeliner on their bottom lid. They meet to make a little wing. Elis also has face crystals in the inner corners of their eyes and swirling up their cheekbones. The babiest baby 🥺
July 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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don’t hate the sick person, hate how hot they get when they’re sick
Screenshot from Co-Star that says: When you start feeling sick, you think your gravelly voice and flushed cheeks make you hotter.
June 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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blondies
Selfie of me, a white nonbinary lesbian, in a vest that shows a lot of cleavage. I’m wearing a large hat, big gold hoops, and red lipstick.
June 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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girl dinner
The inside of a bar with chandeliers and disco balls all over the ceiling, a giant connect 4 game, and a number of bar tables and cushioned chairs. Everything is sparkly and glittering.
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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not beating the allegations
A picture of my fist with a no fear tattoo surrounded by little stars. I’m wearing a white t-shirt with lemons on it that says sour but sweet. I’m smirking in a snapback.
June 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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perfect fit
Elis in a black short-sleeve button-down with American tradition style tattoos all over it (cherries, hearts with banners across them, shining diamonds, roses, etc.). They are lying on their bed belly down, one hand playing with their many necklaces, and you can see a hint of cleavage.
June 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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just following orders
Elis, a white nonbinary lesbian, smiles at the camera and gives a thumbs up. They’re wearing a faded Jason Tatum t-shirt with a golden towel around their shoulders. Their normally dark hair is saturated with golden orange dye and piled on top of their head.
June 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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look upon my army and fear me
A pile of many clear balloons with pink circular confetti inside them.
June 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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gorgeous
Selfie of Elis. They’re wearing a purple tie-dye crop top under a gray blazer with pink sunglasses tucked into the top of the shirt. They’re wearing many short necklaces. Their face is beautiful, with a purple chrome lip, sparkly fake freckles, and red glitter on their lids. Their hair is braided back into a tall, spiky ponytail. They’re totally confident and sexy, and they know it
June 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Heather Gay, a white woman from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, seated at a dinner table, in the middle of speaking. Caption: We should go through our text messages, find the worst thing we’ve said about someone at this table, and we’re gonna hang it to the person that you said it about, and they’re gonna read it out loud to the group.
June 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Heather Gay, a white woman from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, seated at a dinner table, in the middle of speaking. Caption: We should go through our text messages, find the worst thing we’ve said about someone at this table, and we’re gonna hang it to the person that you said it about, and they’re gonna read it out loud to the group.
June 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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did you know asparagus can grow as tall as a fence
Three stalks of asparagus growing wild in my backyard. The tallest comes up to my nose and I’m five feet, nine inches. Behind them is some kind of ivy that’s taken over most of our wooden fence.
June 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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perfect decision
Selfie of me in bed with the heating pad behind my shoulders. I’m wearing a turquoise hoodie and have my hair up in a messy bun with my slut strands loose and no makeup — except for a deeply pigmented red-purple lip. It elevates the whole fit, not gonna lie
June 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM