It got too old and cracked, and could no longer hold the shower (which would kinda... wiggle? jump? because the water pressure isn't constant).

...except maybe incarceration rate?

I still mourn the MS Office shortcut bar, so...
(on a side note, Win 11 seems to be screwing over half the people in my office).

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The water lemon (makes no sense) is an actual thing, and is really a sort of wild passion fruit that you might pick up if it was in season, and you were lucky enough to find one.

The name always irritated me - it isn't even a citrus.

They look ...? Felted? Is that the term?
Must have taken a good while to get it done.

Frost-tinted glasses?

I think not: youtu.be/wOzP87HVCWw?...

That sounds like "I can see Russia from my house" updated for 2025.

Imma just tellin' myself this is what a cis-het-white maga male's idea of peak performance is. Nothing to see here.

Probably just ran a search and tagged anything with the string "gay".

camelCase whenever possible; underscores when that fails.

2 quote @grassandwine (X): I firmly believe as a professional computer toucher that there is a such thing as "computer mana". if you haven't earned the computer's respect you'll end up with all sorts of weird issues which will disappear the second that someone with high computer mana tries fixing it

Copacabana (by Barry Manilow), maybe.

From where I'm standing, it looks and feels like an American flavoured Cultural Revolution. I've long suspected America and China are more similar than either side would care to admit, but man...

Consider buckling springs.

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