(h)elle woods, j.d.
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(h)elle woods, j.d.
@hellewoods.bsky.social
Chicago ✈️ Bronx, so you know I'm trouble. Public defender. Abolition. Maligning agents of the state for sport. Send coffee. She series.
I want to be the bad thing that happens to people like this. Whether it's a temporary transfer of the universe's unrelenting punishment, or something else...
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
40s aren't too bad, especially since the wind died down.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We clean our own court office. 🫠 Thankfully, no toilets. And the hours are better now. But there are still people screaming/fighting a foot away while I'm trying to do a task, so that much hasn't changed.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm trying to start wearing my favorite color more.
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The whole thing feels wildly unfair to our clients. Repeated trips to court, attorneys routinely having to direct/cross on the fly, and how insulting it must feel to only be given 15-30 minutes at a time to argue against what is usually a haphazardly written complaint.
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It's one of the most inefficient court practices I have seen in my life.
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
And we've been told to stay on top of our calendars because all the newbies inevitably accidentally schedule 3 trials to start on the same day.
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM