Watching the US government explaining their current economic plan to the public is like watching Cady Heron explain to Regina George why she hasn't lost any weight yet eating kalteen bars.
February 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Watching the US government explaining their current economic plan to the public is like watching Cady Heron explain to Regina George why she hasn't lost any weight yet eating kalteen bars.
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So you're telling me that right now there are no Americans on Tik Tok?
January 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
So you're telling me that right now there are no Americans on Tik Tok?
Is doomscrolling just reading the news at this point?
January 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Is doomscrolling just reading the news at this point?
At this point I can only handle microdosing the news.
January 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
At this point I can only handle microdosing the news.
Watched "Dear Santa" w/ Jack Black, and now I NEED a Jack Black angel Christmas tree topper.
December 19, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Watched "Dear Santa" w/ Jack Black, and now I NEED a Jack Black angel Christmas tree topper.
I was less meant to work in an office, more meant to stand in a town square ringing a bell screaming "HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!"
December 16, 2024 at 5:22 AM
I was less meant to work in an office, more meant to stand in a town square ringing a bell screaming "HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!"
Kids these days will never know the hold "MORE COWBELL!!" had on my generation.
November 23, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Kids these days will never know the hold "MORE COWBELL!!" had on my generation.
Million Dollar Decorators, but they have to decorate a 1 br apt, and they HAVE to spend the full million on the interior, so it's almost a threat.
November 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Million Dollar Decorators, but they have to decorate a 1 br apt, and they HAVE to spend the full million on the interior, so it's almost a threat.
I have yet to find anything that fills the hole ThinkGeek left.
November 18, 2024 at 6:16 AM
I have yet to find anything that fills the hole ThinkGeek left.
Physically I'm at home, mentally I'm out actively searching for the quicksand I thought would be a bigger problem.
November 14, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Physically I'm at home, mentally I'm out actively searching for the quicksand I thought would be a bigger problem.
Triplets named Andrea, but all pronounced differently.
October 30, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Triplets named Andrea, but all pronounced differently.
The best part about washing your car is realizing at some point someone hit the back of your car. You don't know who or when, but you know what colour their vehicle was.
October 24, 2024 at 5:17 AM
The best part about washing your car is realizing at some point someone hit the back of your car. You don't know who or when, but you know what colour their vehicle was.
One of my favourite memories is from Burano, listening to the most patient tour guide ever spend 7 mins trying to explain to an elderly lady who sounded like Fran Fine from the Nanny how to pronounce 'tiramisu'. She never got it, but it was a wild ride.
October 10, 2024 at 7:18 AM
One of my favourite memories is from Burano, listening to the most patient tour guide ever spend 7 mins trying to explain to an elderly lady who sounded like Fran Fine from the Nanny how to pronounce 'tiramisu'. She never got it, but it was a wild ride.
You know your mental health is bad when you talk to multiple coworkers AND friends about it and they're just like "yeah."
October 3, 2024 at 8:52 AM
You know your mental health is bad when you talk to multiple coworkers AND friends about it and they're just like "yeah."
Do I have to win a free trip to Hawaii on Price is Right, or is there another way to get a free vacation? Asking for a broke friend (me).
September 28, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Do I have to win a free trip to Hawaii on Price is Right, or is there another way to get a free vacation? Asking for a broke friend (me).
Just so you know, if you take a really long nap, I'm proud of you.
September 27, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Just so you know, if you take a really long nap, I'm proud of you.
At their core, all TikTok dances can be broken down to 'macarena, but make it sexy.' And if you filmed one thinking you aren't doing a fancy macarena, I have some news for you....
May 23, 2024 at 2:33 AM
At their core, all TikTok dances can be broken down to 'macarena, but make it sexy.' And if you filmed one thinking you aren't doing a fancy macarena, I have some news for you....