They never stop believing they’re going to finally kick that football

For someone who got away with everything for so long, I’m a little surprised he didn’t have insurance in the form of files everyone knew would go public if he was murdered.

Orcas do, in fact, sometimes wear salmon as little hats.

Once I was asleep in the guest wing of an old coaching inn in Co Wicklow. I was the only guest and the family wing was closed off. I woke up after midnight to the sound of someone pounding on the door. I assumed it was a fire, grabbed my glasses and ran to the door. Nothing.

The thing about Maryland is that the counties they are listing are pretty red. We end up going blue in Presidential elections bc of Baltimore and the DC suburbs but a lot of the rural areas might as well be Kentucky.

I went to a very small (30 in my graduating class) parochial school in a red part of Maryland. A surprising percentage of the people I graduated with—mainly the ones who stayed behind—died before age 55.

Mountbatten has entered the chat

One of the things I really enjoyed about living in Ireland for 2 years was how generally the news was pretty boring. Occasional flare ups as the right wing is trying to astroturf some kind of “movement” but mostly nothing much. Weather.

Yes they do this a lot and have a therapeutic program so I am hoping these are sweet little Jersey or Highland cows and not giant Holsteins crushing me.

They said to wear old clothes

Apropos of nothing, I’m going to a farm to cuddle cows for my birthday.

There’s also the fact that I could not care less about counterfeit watches no matter what they’re worth.