AZ
@hellapizza.bsky.social
Too old for this shit. Bus aficionado, pdx cyclist, tiki drink hype girl, energy efficiency nerd, dog lover, sad girl, pizza pizza.
A friend and their family need some help
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A friend and their family need some help
No kings except Gizzard
October 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
No kings except Gizzard
You would hope… but she’s a white woman with privilege, so she won’t
October 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You would hope… but she’s a white woman with privilege, so she won’t
Didn’t even have to grease the pan
October 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Didn’t even have to grease the pan
This is so old, it’s been a Heavenly Donuts for like 20 years!
October 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is so old, it’s been a Heavenly Donuts for like 20 years!
Bro you are the literal crisis with your fucking trillion dollar wealth
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Bro you are the literal crisis with your fucking trillion dollar wealth
Wish this wasn’t locked under a paywall but it’s pretty straightforward:
September 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Wish this wasn’t locked under a paywall but it’s pretty straightforward:
August 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Stop, this is literally a Bojack Horseman bit
July 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Stop, this is literally a Bojack Horseman bit
I don’t understand and at this point I’m afraid to ask
July 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I don’t understand and at this point I’m afraid to ask
What’s next, tariffs on summer squash? They picked one of the stupidest times of the year to tax tomatoes… we are literally growing them at home.
July 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
What’s next, tariffs on summer squash? They picked one of the stupidest times of the year to tax tomatoes… we are literally growing them at home.
No sorry, it’s actually a really bad bill and that’s why it’s being held up
July 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
No sorry, it’s actually a really bad bill and that’s why it’s being held up
Ok but Tubi literally has a category “Denzel verse”
June 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ok but Tubi literally has a category “Denzel verse”
Could be a sign of something… hmm I wonder what though!!!
June 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Could be a sign of something… hmm I wonder what though!!!
“People are cooking at home” for a number of reasons but I don’t expect media to accurately report about em
June 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“People are cooking at home” for a number of reasons but I don’t expect media to accurately report about em
May 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Update: we are getting along fine
May 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Update: we are getting along fine
Majority of Americans just want government to just do its fucking job
May 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Majority of Americans just want government to just do its fucking job
Hope this clears a few things up for Gen Z!
April 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hope this clears a few things up for Gen Z!
Yes yes yessss more headlines like this
April 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Yes yes yessss more headlines like this
I’m being dramatic, yes, but this feels like some North Korea level of propaganda
April 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I’m being dramatic, yes, but this feels like some North Korea level of propaganda
The view from my seat was 10/10
February 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The view from my seat was 10/10