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H e ll a m a l a i s e
@hellamalaise.bsky.social
Appalachian land mammal ✨️🐇🐑
Mainly here to gently whisper into the lacuna.
You're Wrong About extended universe superfan.
Frivolity. Nuance. Ennui.
Not here for a good time or a long time.
So @jamieloftus.bsky.social taught me that 'I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman' is a song about liminal spaces.
February 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My mean angel
November 24, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Re-skeet if you're a You're Wrong About cinematic universe superfan like me. Look at this lineup 😚🤌
A spicy meat-a-ball!
November 18, 2024 at 8:53 PM
No man has ever been as hot as John Goodman in Roseanne and you can't convince me otherwise
October 27, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Waking up and choosing violence (sending the family gc a picture of me in a Harris/Walz hat)
October 27, 2024 at 2:02 PM
It's been awful. Thank you for your commiseration and I'm so, so sorry for your loss as well. No one knows unless you know.

Here's Remi 🖤
September 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Almost made it in the first million--almost! 😭
September 22, 2024 at 2:08 PM
They could never make me hate you
August 20, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Simply, no!
August 12, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I first watched Killer Clowns from Outer Space on VHS at an acquaintances house as a teen, high of course. For about a decade I swore I made the whole thing up. The cotton candy cocoons?!
Low budget. High camp.
November 5, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Any Telfar fans on Bsky yet?!! Anyone see this email!?!? 🤯🤯 crinkle UGG drop 🥶
October 24, 2023 at 4:34 PM
I make ot weekly now. Don't sleep on the red pepper flakes! 🤌🤌 in my house we call it the Hobbes Special
October 18, 2023 at 9:03 PM
I got a job so now I can interact with the antiwork memes again in good conscience!
October 6, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Happy 25th birthday to the greatest hip hop almlbum of the last 25 years. Aquemini, you changed my life 💧🩵💧💙💧
October 3, 2023 at 4:36 PM