Helena
@hellalena.bsky.social
Love to donate $20 to a charity only for them to spend $40 on mailers for the rest of my life
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Love to donate $20 to a charity only for them to spend $40 on mailers for the rest of my life
When you adopt a Heinz 57 but he still managed to inherit the "profanely undershot jaw" gene
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
When you adopt a Heinz 57 but he still managed to inherit the "profanely undershot jaw" gene
OH YEAH? REALLY? I CAN'T THINK OF WHY PEOPLE MIGHT SPEND 50% MORE THAN USUAL IN DECEMBER
What the fuck, Credit Karma, calm the fuck down.
What the fuck, Credit Karma, calm the fuck down.
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
OH YEAH? REALLY? I CAN'T THINK OF WHY PEOPLE MIGHT SPEND 50% MORE THAN USUAL IN DECEMBER
What the fuck, Credit Karma, calm the fuck down.
What the fuck, Credit Karma, calm the fuck down.
I need to quit adopting such photogenic dogs, they're exhausting.
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I need to quit adopting such photogenic dogs, they're exhausting.
I'm so enamored of that first one especially that I made a quick and dirty template out of it
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm so enamored of that first one especially that I made a quick and dirty template out of it
Sounds like a creepy toy from the 60's/70's to me.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Sounds like a creepy toy from the 60's/70's to me.
I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying attention at the store! I feel awful, I thought they banned this as an ingredient in the 90's 😞
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying attention at the store! I feel awful, I thought they banned this as an ingredient in the 90's 😞
I love taking photos of my dogs when they're upside-down and then rotating it so their face is right side up.
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I love taking photos of my dogs when they're upside-down and then rotating it so their face is right side up.
The best thing to donate is money, but since places WILL take food what I also like to do is donate individually wrapped bulk snacks so that my local shelter can add them to the meals they give out (pic as example). Try to be season/storage aware - I don't donate pure chocolate treats in the summer.
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The best thing to donate is money, but since places WILL take food what I also like to do is donate individually wrapped bulk snacks so that my local shelter can add them to the meals they give out (pic as example). Try to be season/storage aware - I don't donate pure chocolate treats in the summer.
Hypnotized by a bubble
October 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hypnotized by a bubble
Do they have to be awesome? He's kind of terrible honestly but he's ours now and we were too stubborn to give up on him. Had been in the shelter over a hundred days and adopted and returned after a day previous to us getting him. He's very loving, it almost makes up for always being bad on purpose.
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Do they have to be awesome? He's kind of terrible honestly but he's ours now and we were too stubborn to give up on him. Had been in the shelter over a hundred days and adopted and returned after a day previous to us getting him. He's very loving, it almost makes up for always being bad on purpose.
Adult ladybugs / larval ladybugs
September 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Adult ladybugs / larval ladybugs
Oh my god. The Rapture did happen but only my dogs were taken. Absence of dogs provided as proof below
September 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Oh my god. The Rapture did happen but only my dogs were taken. Absence of dogs provided as proof below
I was wondering how close I could get to this paper wasp before he would seem annoyed with me. The answer is: extremely close! I really got the feeling he was scrutinizing me while I was scrutinizing him.
September 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I was wondering how close I could get to this paper wasp before he would seem annoyed with me. The answer is: extremely close! I really got the feeling he was scrutinizing me while I was scrutinizing him.
So obviously this is crazy enough as is, but this was actually the second pass they made down this street in this direction, so where the hell are they even going!?
September 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So obviously this is crazy enough as is, but this was actually the second pass they made down this street in this direction, so where the hell are they even going!?
They should have made the accusers pay the fees, but instead they created a system that's incredibly easy to abuse.
September 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They should have made the accusers pay the fees, but instead they created a system that's incredibly easy to abuse.
Just had some English muffins and thinking about tossing the muffin sand around my car so I can pretend I just got home from a fun beach vacation
September 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just had some English muffins and thinking about tossing the muffin sand around my car so I can pretend I just got home from a fun beach vacation
I fully acknowledge I should have done this months ago, but I finally uninstalled Duolingo. I hit a concept I was struggling with and since they paywalled learning from your mistakes there's just no point in continuing.
September 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I fully acknowledge I should have done this months ago, but I finally uninstalled Duolingo. I hit a concept I was struggling with and since they paywalled learning from your mistakes there's just no point in continuing.
WHY THOUGH
IF I DIE "YOUNG" IT'S BECAUSE THIS HOLSTEIN COW KNOCKED ME DOWN
IF I DIE "YOUNG" IT'S BECAUSE THIS HOLSTEIN COW KNOCKED ME DOWN
September 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
WHY THOUGH
IF I DIE "YOUNG" IT'S BECAUSE THIS HOLSTEIN COW KNOCKED ME DOWN
IF I DIE "YOUNG" IT'S BECAUSE THIS HOLSTEIN COW KNOCKED ME DOWN
Yup. Just went kayaking a few days back. Long stretches hearing nothing but birds, cicadas and the lapping of the water.
September 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Yup. Just went kayaking a few days back. Long stretches hearing nothing but birds, cicadas and the lapping of the water.
June 2022 street view:
September 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
June 2022 street view:
Look, your mileage may vary, but my paper wasps are so chill that I literally thought they hadn't come back this year until I went to check their usual location
August 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Look, your mileage may vary, but my paper wasps are so chill that I literally thought they hadn't come back this year until I went to check their usual location
So this is the servi+ from bear robotics. Amazingly I found a manual online, so it looks like this is where the power button is located if you encounter one of these fucking things and want to shut it off. I won't post the manual link out of fear it might get removed if enough people do this.
August 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
So this is the servi+ from bear robotics. Amazingly I found a manual online, so it looks like this is where the power button is located if you encounter one of these fucking things and want to shut it off. I won't post the manual link out of fear it might get removed if enough people do this.