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for legal reasons these are all jokes or something
woke up from a nap to find out that a hot young successful single blonde woman bought the unit next door and brought us cookies :)
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
woke up from a nap to find out that a hot young successful single blonde woman bought the unit next door and brought us cookies :)
just saw someone with absolute shit art (like how can you show your work and it’s that bad) who is supposedly a published author selling “mentorship” classes for ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS. anyway. nothing is fucking real!
December 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
just saw someone with absolute shit art (like how can you show your work and it’s that bad) who is supposedly a published author selling “mentorship” classes for ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS. anyway. nothing is fucking real!
turning on glee and them screaming for them to shut up as if I didnt turn them on
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
turning on glee and them screaming for them to shut up as if I didnt turn them on
if I have to explain that speckled paint has speckles in it to one more grown adult I swear to god
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
if I have to explain that speckled paint has speckles in it to one more grown adult I swear to god
i’m too pretty to clopen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i’m too pretty to clopen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fkingngnnfnn wiped after havint to work shitmont and now I don’t have to open… god bless america
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
fkingngnnfnn wiped after havint to work shitmont and now I don’t have to open… god bless america
people who leave 3 star reviews that say everything way great but it costs too much ☹️ you’re fucking insane! and pathetic! some things aren’t for you that doesn’t make them deserving of a negative review. not even my business and i’m pissed lmao. this is also a mad affluent area theres no excuse fr
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
people who leave 3 star reviews that say everything way great but it costs too much ☹️ you’re fucking insane! and pathetic! some things aren’t for you that doesn’t make them deserving of a negative review. not even my business and i’m pissed lmao. this is also a mad affluent area theres no excuse fr
the next episode starts with the harlem shake lmfao fuck off
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the next episode starts with the harlem shake lmfao fuck off
tried watching some glee for funs and it turned into a school sh****ng episode and i was sobbing so bad i’m so scared of that shit
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
tried watching some glee for funs and it turned into a school sh****ng episode and i was sobbing so bad i’m so scared of that shit
i don’t know if i’ve woken up not feeling like complete shit. like. ever
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i don’t know if i’ve woken up not feeling like complete shit. like. ever
THEY FUCKING SCHEDULED ME 3 NIGHTS AT THE FUCKING EVIL STORE WITHOUT ASKING ME. I have no fucking agency
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
THEY FUCKING SCHEDULED ME 3 NIGHTS AT THE FUCKING EVIL STORE WITHOUT ASKING ME. I have no fucking agency
i’ve always been a big defender of “not everyone is a little ocd, that’s a debilitating disorder” but things are really. creeping up on me. i’m not stupid i’m fucking debilitated
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i’ve always been a big defender of “not everyone is a little ocd, that’s a debilitating disorder” but things are really. creeping up on me. i’m not stupid i’m fucking debilitated
i don’t want to support nikki and their fkjn racist fits but i’ve sunk so much in already 😭 why is nothing good anymore. besides stardew. eric you better never disappoint me
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i don’t want to support nikki and their fkjn racist fits but i’ve sunk so much in already 😭 why is nothing good anymore. besides stardew. eric you better never disappoint me
day 3 no sleep because i’m so sick. also day 3 of working the busy season. what could go wrong
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
day 3 no sleep because i’m so sick. also day 3 of working the busy season. what could go wrong
found out yelp has SELF NOMINATED awards for being the nosiest complainer in the world. a digital award that means you’re a whiner. what a fucking world
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
found out yelp has SELF NOMINATED awards for being the nosiest complainer in the world. a digital award that means you’re a whiner. what a fucking world
this is gonna fucking haunt me WHO MAKE THIS CURSED RECREATION OF MY PALETTE…. WHY……
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
this is gonna fucking haunt me WHO MAKE THIS CURSED RECREATION OF MY PALETTE…. WHY……
bought the wrong pencil bc I cant do anything right
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
bought the wrong pencil bc I cant do anything right
paying for my transgressions yesterday…………… (ate too much hot chips)
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
paying for my transgressions yesterday…………… (ate too much hot chips)
slept for 12 hours straight and still woke up exhausted, shaking, nauseous…. time to accept that all of my problems are anxiety
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
slept for 12 hours straight and still woke up exhausted, shaking, nauseous…. time to accept that all of my problems are anxiety
okay so I think my fear of hair may be an ocd behavior because I just threw up at (outside) a grocery store because I couldnt shake the thought that I maybe possibly had a hair in my mouth
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
okay so I think my fear of hair may be an ocd behavior because I just threw up at (outside) a grocery store because I couldnt shake the thought that I maybe possibly had a hair in my mouth
JUST got a new schedule JUST went to a meeting on my day off and this morning theyre like hey!!! lets switch stores!!! ur shifts are covered!!! like whoa hey. I work TONIGHT does that include TONIGHT. PLEASE ANSWER ME???
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
JUST got a new schedule JUST went to a meeting on my day off and this morning theyre like hey!!! lets switch stores!!! ur shifts are covered!!! like whoa hey. I work TONIGHT does that include TONIGHT. PLEASE ANSWER ME???
i’m in so much pain just existing I need it to get better
November 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i’m in so much pain just existing I need it to get better
traumatizing them back by tagging management in every fucking problem THEY cause us
November 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
traumatizing them back by tagging management in every fucking problem THEY cause us
I need to quit my job i need it now
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I need to quit my job i need it now