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Nurgle’s Cleanest Soldier
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Asperger’s Syndrome

Gay (Wowzerz! So original!)

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So, Troomp won.
All we can do right now is hope the worst never comes.

If it does, leave.

If you can’t, build a bunker.

Bunkers are cool and reliable.
November 6, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Might as well join.

Three Games I Love:
Red Dead Redemption 2
Tribal Hunter
Cult of The Lamb

Quote post, I guess.
November 5, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Once I get my pc back I’ll, probably, start getting back to work on Twine projects.
November 4, 2024 at 1:24 AM
The energy I bring to Bluesky.
November 3, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Me after getting coated in liquid rubber (it melts at 365 degrees):
November 3, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Hey… Why am I null? Is this supposed to happen? What month is it?

Oh, forgot. Is Null-vember. Anyone have one of those vibrating massage sticks?
November 2, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I remember my middle school released this story that they gave to all students. It was about someone who ate a lot of food on thanksgiving and blew up.

I don’t think they ever knew the effect it would later have.
November 2, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I feel like watching The Three Stooges after all this time. Haven’t watched them since I was, like, 10-ish?
November 2, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Jealous of that guy that, literally, had no brain.
November 2, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Crossing out the days until Thanksgiving.
November 1, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I adore the version of the “Smug Snivy” that AllBadBadgers does. I can’t pinpoint why, it just fascinates me.

Though, not a fan of his work outside of it. He is a very, very odd fellow.
November 1, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Been getting into TTRPGs recently; making my own as well. Can’t find any players to play with, though.
November 1, 2024 at 8:20 AM
How long was I asleep for again?
November 1, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Follow-up on the last post.

Essentially, I think I have to stop being myself and put on a mask so people like me. Which, unfortunately for my mental health, is probably true.
September 10, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I see a lot of people I follow are having a bad time right now (so am I) and I want to help, but the problem is:

1. They don’t know me outside of the one guy who likes their posts.

2. My energy has been throughly drained from being on suicide watch for some of my old friends

And some other stuff-
September 10, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Trying to read with ADHD for me is like having a little bit of lag.

I read a couple sentences, something happens, I get mind-wiped and forget the last couple seconds, then start over.
September 8, 2024 at 12:22 PM
It’s cannon through Bonkers(1993) that Toons have peanut-sized brains. I have yet to find anyone mention this.
September 7, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Listening to The Hobbit audiobook rn, 80% of the way through so far.

I love all the voices they give to the guys in this.
September 6, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I’m probably the only person to play a Fallout low intelligence build not for the funny.
September 6, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Believe it or not, but I have only 2 Toon OC’s; both of them being the kinds I like the most.

Wally W. Weasel
Sigurd D. Skunk

Not creative names, but Toon names generally take on that shared first letter with their species.
September 5, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Reposted by Nurgle’s Cleanest Soldier
September 5, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I wish I had some Toon/Toon-obsessed friends that I could talk about this stuff with.

Though, if I do that, this account would be dead as hell.
September 5, 2024 at 4:37 PM
I read Fahrenheit 451 recently, and I see what’s going on with digital book lending and such, and the build up to the book’s version of our universe is scary.
September 5, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Andrew Jackson reaction cam
enjoyed this righteously angry column by @swordsjew.bsky.social on raw milk, but unsurprisingly most enjoyed this cartoon
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
September 5, 2024 at 1:13 PM
There’s some shitty sitcom on the television rn. During the last tweet, as I was finishing it up and so was the episode, it showed ACME Productions as its studio, and then a shot of a football followed right after at the start of the next episode.

God is trying to tell me something.
September 5, 2024 at 1:04 PM