Helka Isnotmyrealname
@helkak.bsky.social
Spicy gal, sometimes a fairy. Quadragenarian. Some call me a zebra. ADHD runs me. Into science, nature, history, witchcraft, ABNs, music, protecting democracy and the constitution ⚖️
Jag är tacksam för allt.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌊 🚫no unsolicited DMs🚫
Jag är tacksam för allt.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌊 🚫no unsolicited DMs🚫
Burning a candle, sending protection your way!
June 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Burning a candle, sending protection your way!
My 3rd kid started school in the fall as a high school junior. Today, a year earlier than expected, they graduated with honors as salutatorian with college credits! This gushy mom is so proud! 🥹👏🏻😭💜 Stoked for my future aeronautical engineer's future! It's gonna be BRIGHT! Go baby, go!
May 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My 3rd kid started school in the fall as a high school junior. Today, a year earlier than expected, they graduated with honors as salutatorian with college credits! This gushy mom is so proud! 🥹👏🏻😭💜 Stoked for my future aeronautical engineer's future! It's gonna be BRIGHT! Go baby, go!
Picked this book up from the library today and I'm chuffed that there's a character with my name! I'd never heard it nor seen it used before I chose it. Let's see what this queen is all about.
April 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Picked this book up from the library today and I'm chuffed that there's a character with my name! I'd never heard it nor seen it used before I chose it. Let's see what this queen is all about.
I just found a handful of rusty steel bits!
I can't wait to use them 😁
I can't wait to use them 😁
April 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I just found a handful of rusty steel bits!
I can't wait to use them 😁
I can't wait to use them 😁
Zipper merge. Good grief folks, people are trying to keep traffic flowing safely and efficiently, not trying to race and get in front of you.
March 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Zipper merge. Good grief folks, people are trying to keep traffic flowing safely and efficiently, not trying to race and get in front of you.
I went with my 3 younger ones to the aquarium on Friday. We enjoyed it so much we upgraded to an annual pass. Went back with hubby and youngest yesterday.
My fave part is the stingray tank, and this little baby LOVES me! Hekept coming up to me both visits.
I can't wait to go back.
My fave part is the stingray tank, and this little baby LOVES me! Hekept coming up to me both visits.
I can't wait to go back.
March 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I went with my 3 younger ones to the aquarium on Friday. We enjoyed it so much we upgraded to an annual pass. Went back with hubby and youngest yesterday.
My fave part is the stingray tank, and this little baby LOVES me! Hekept coming up to me both visits.
I can't wait to go back.
My fave part is the stingray tank, and this little baby LOVES me! Hekept coming up to me both visits.
I can't wait to go back.
We've been caring for my child's class pet for spring break. It's been a privilege to have him. 💜 He's so snuggly. I'll be sad when he goes back on Tuesday.
It will not be easy to resist the urge to bring a beardie into our family in the future.
It will not be easy to resist the urge to bring a beardie into our family in the future.
March 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We've been caring for my child's class pet for spring break. It's been a privilege to have him. 💜 He's so snuggly. I'll be sad when he goes back on Tuesday.
It will not be easy to resist the urge to bring a beardie into our family in the future.
It will not be easy to resist the urge to bring a beardie into our family in the future.
Last year, I bought this black hand shaped candle, poured melted red wax on it, and called it Republican Hands. My intentions for magickal uses with it haven't fully realized yet, but I'm amending the name to American Hands.
March 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Last year, I bought this black hand shaped candle, poured melted red wax on it, and called it Republican Hands. My intentions for magickal uses with it haven't fully realized yet, but I'm amending the name to American Hands.
Here are some Trader Joe's m&ms
March 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Here are some Trader Joe's m&ms
Feckin gobs 🤣🤣 lovely photo!
This was me at age 21 with my first child.
This was me at age 21 with my first child.
March 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Feckin gobs 🤣🤣 lovely photo!
This was me at age 21 with my first child.
This was me at age 21 with my first child.
Ponyo says hi 👋🏻
March 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ponyo says hi 👋🏻
I have one! I got it in December. I do wish I had done some research first. Pet stores have no business just selling folks axies with minimal and inaccurate care info. I would be happy to answer questions and give tips! ☺️
March 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I have one! I got it in December. I do wish I had done some research first. Pet stores have no business just selling folks axies with minimal and inaccurate care info. I would be happy to answer questions and give tips! ☺️
I'd much rather have a staring contest with this cute, squishy blob than watch that orange fascist blob spew bullshit and lies from his mouth tonight.
March 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'd much rather have a staring contest with this cute, squishy blob than watch that orange fascist blob spew bullshit and lies from his mouth tonight.
Just random fridge notes from my then 10yo. Always a fun memory from 2017 😅
November 28, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Just random fridge notes from my then 10yo. Always a fun memory from 2017 😅
Good morning, moon! Hello, Sun!
If you're reading this, I wish you a splendiferous day!
If you're reading this, I wish you a splendiferous day!
November 27, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Good morning, moon! Hello, Sun!
If you're reading this, I wish you a splendiferous day!
If you're reading this, I wish you a splendiferous day!
An old post. The caption reads: Today I wished a very merry itchy sweater season to the Ohio GOP.
Easy spell. You don't need anything special to duplicate this. Do it with TP over your toilet!
Easy spell. You don't need anything special to duplicate this. Do it with TP over your toilet!
November 26, 2024 at 1:01 PM
An old post. The caption reads: Today I wished a very merry itchy sweater season to the Ohio GOP.
Easy spell. You don't need anything special to duplicate this. Do it with TP over your toilet!
Easy spell. You don't need anything special to duplicate this. Do it with TP over your toilet!
I'm still just a gal waiting for a mad(wo)man with a blue box to grab my hand and yell RUN!
#doctorwho
#doctorwho
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I'm still just a gal waiting for a mad(wo)man with a blue box to grab my hand and yell RUN!
#doctorwho
#doctorwho
November 25, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Gods, guide my daughters. I'm teaching them to laugh in the face of anyone who polices their voices, but the planet is full of misogynists and their tradwives who will continue to try to silence them.
November 23, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Gods, guide my daughters. I'm teaching them to laugh in the face of anyone who polices their voices, but the planet is full of misogynists and their tradwives who will continue to try to silence them.